Her Royal Spriteness
If you could only do one, which would it be?
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Eating Live Crickets or Licking the Sidewalk?
Primus Omnium
If you asked me to I would do either one. Yep.
living dead girl
Hm people germs and other animal germs from the sidewalk
or just the cricket germs, Its gross but I guess I'll just be eating the cricket ( can I have a drink to wash it down? )
or just the cricket germs, Its gross but I guess I'll just be eating the cricket ( can I have a drink to wash it down? )
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Active Ink Slinger
I would eat the cricket, love crunchy things
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Active Ink Slinger
I have actually eaten a cricket.. it was dry and crunchy, but I don't feel the need to do it again.
And they sell crickets for eating.. on the internet!
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And they sell crickets for eating.. on the internet!
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Una chica rubia caliente
Quote by elizabethblack
I would lick the cricket. Once.
I would lick Elizabeth, endlessly :P
What a vapid but droll-like topic...smile
Of course I would eat the live cricket. Just have chocolate with it silly. It's animated Chinese candy...smile
Who would lick the pavement,...where the germs from others shoes, dog piss may exist,
or if ya live in the U.S. state of California, where human feces is also common now?
Sorry, but I'm definitely not into the nasty Coprophilia thing, or exchanging body fluids in that way,
...not with human or animal.
FYI...Chocolate covered, deep-fried, crickets with a glass of Pinot isn't bad, they taste good.
Of course I would eat the live cricket. Just have chocolate with it silly. It's animated Chinese candy...smile
Who would lick the pavement,...where the germs from others shoes, dog piss may exist,
or if ya live in the U.S. state of California, where human feces is also common now?
Sorry, but I'm definitely not into the nasty Coprophilia thing, or exchanging body fluids in that way,
...not with human or animal.
FYI...Chocolate covered, deep-fried, crickets with a glass of Pinot isn't bad, they taste good.
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Beffer
Go lie down, Rach! The ludes will wear off by morning.
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I'd do either. I'm not proud. Do I win anything if I do?
Force of Nature
Live, no. Chocolate covered, yes.
Looks like we're in for a nasty spell of wether.
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Top Shot
Eat the cricket already. Sure, they're better battered and fried, but pretty sure that a live one wouldn't be awful. Better than scrapes on my tongue from having licked pavement.
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Short Arse Brit
No way am I eating a cricket. I'll be licking the sidewalk.
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And my latest poem, The Temptation.
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Sexy Seductive Siren
First a shot of something to smooth the way for the cricket then another shot to make you forget about it.
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Rainbow Warrior
Quote by Buz
Crickets provide protein, whereas the sidewalk is a bit dirty.
What a fussbudget! The Pope kisses the tarmac wherever he lands, but you're too good to lick the sidewalk??
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Beffer
What a fussbudget! The Pope kisses the tarmac wherever he lands, but you're too good to lick the sidewalk??
Buz IS the pope, dude. Pope Buz VII.
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Not eating live animals.
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The Linebacker
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Buz IS the pope, dude. Pope Buz VII.
That's right, and l'm naked under that robe, my child. Bless you.
Forum Kan-Guru
Quote by Beffer
What a fussbudget! The Pope kisses the tarmac wherever he lands, but you're too good to lick the sidewalk??
Pretty sure the Pope doesn't slip the tarmac any tongue though...
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Quote by LYFBUZ
Eat the cricket, lick Sprite.
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