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clum
Clumeleon
You forgot to include your cock size, mate.
Guest
Lurker
Just when you think you have seen it all, here comes a topic like this.......SMH
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Sweet_Reese
Just when you think you have seen it all, here comes a topic like this.......SMH


And you've never even read the "hot tub of cum" thread! My all time favorite!
LikeToWrite
Active Ink Slinger
Well Verbal and Clum, it looks as if we are out of luck now. With such a fascinating guy like Psychedelic here, all the ladies will be rushing to his side, leaving us out in the cold. It was nice while we had their attention, but I guess all good things must come to an end. Ok ladies, here is your chance, better grab it while you can. This may be a chance of a lifetime. You may never get another golden opportunity like this. If you lose him, you’ll be back being stuck with the likes of us. smile
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Verbal


And you've never even read the "hot tub of cum" thread! My all time favorite!


Was it real cum or did they use the ingredients from the 'how to make your own cum' thread and make their own?

Hey Verbal
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by kiera


Was it real cum or did they use the ingredients from the 'how to make your own cum' thread and make their own?

Hey Verbal


I don't ever, ever want to know the answer to that question.
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by browncoffee


Must you ALWAYS remind me of this?


Yes. Yes, I do.
Lokis_Sidekick
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Verbal


And you've never even read the "hot tub of cum" thread! My all time favorite!


Quote by browncoffee


Must you ALWAYS remind me of this?


Oh I have to find this thread now. Verbal help me out.
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by Psychedelic420
Brutal lol


Sorry for hijacking your thread, dude.

As for the "hot tub of cum" thread, I can't find it, and it may have passed into a Lush Urban Legend at this point.

I'm pretty sure CuriousMonkey started it (and has ben good-natured about my obsession with it). You could ask him.
Buz
The Linebacker
Quote by kiera
Yeah, cock size is essential so that we can make an informed decision.


Like mine! I have to go everywhere with a big red firetruck that can use its' hose reel to roll that super python up and store it when l'm not using it.

noll
"insensitive prick!" – Danielle Algo
Quote by kiera
Was it real cum or did they use the ingredients from the 'how to make your own cum' thread and make their own?


Ingredients? Like pineapple juice or what?


===  Not ALL LIVES MATTER until BLACK LIVES MATTER  ===
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by PhilU


https://forum.lushstories.com//yaf_postsm2857301_Swimming-pool-or-hot-tub-of-cum.aspx

Always happy to help...

Actually, nothing to add... just didn't want Hannah to miss the link


YOU ARE A GOD! We are not worthy.

Thank you, thank you, thank you for finding this thread. I have looked a few times, with no results. I thought I remebered there was a swimming pool involved.

Can we make this a sticky thread? Please? So it will be forever remembered?
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by browncoffee


It will NEVER be a sticky thread. You're unbelievable. There's only one place you can stick this thread.


Now now, Hannah. If people want to make their own cum or bathe in a hot tub of it who are we to judge? Speaking of, if a man farted on your clit, would that turn you on? There's a forum about that too, want me to find it for you?

Morning babe
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by Buz


Like mine! I have to go everywhere with a big red firetruck that can use its' hose reel to roll that super python up and store it when l'm not using it.



This is precisely the kind of information we need to make an informed decision. Thank you, Buz
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Unknown User
Quote by Buz


Like mine! I have to go everywhere with a big red firetruck that can use its' hose reel to roll that super python up and store it when l'm not using it.





Awesome ??
clum
Clumeleon
Quote by Psychedelic420
Brutal lol


Sorry, dude.

Get involved in the site. Post in the forums, comment on stories. Make some friends. Then maybe you'll find an e-mail buddy more naturally.
Verbal
Gravelly-Voiced Fucker
Quote by browncoffee


It will NEVER be a sticky thread. You're unbelievable. There's only one place you can stick this thread.


It's already kind of sticky, what with being in a hot tub of cum and everything. smile
Guest
Lurker
Quote by Psychedelic420
26 m 240. Any ladies want an email buddy?


Your opening line needs a tuneup
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
Quote by Psychedelic420
Brutal lol



Welcome to Lush!
LikeToWrite
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Psychedelic420
Brutal lol

No, actually we’re not brutal, though I suppose it may seem like we are from our comments. I’ll admit, we are having a little fun at your expense and I’m as guilty as all the other characters in here. If you are willing to meet us half way, you will find this is a wonderful place, full of good, honest people. Most here are like one big family and we do care what happens to each other. Some of us have known one another for years and we’ve shared bits and pieces of our personal lives. But what Clum said is good advice. Get involved with this site so people get a feel for what you are like. The first thing I’d advise you to do, is to fill out your biography so we know a little about you. If you will do a few of these things and treat the other members here with respect, you’ll soon find you are included in everything and have become one of the bunch. At the moment, it’s as if you are hiding behind a thick shield, so what incentive would anyone have to want to be friends? If anything, that would chase us away. The welcome mat is out so come and join us.
If you're feeling bored during this Covid-19 epidemic I’d like to suggest
you take a peek at a story I collaborated with SueBrasil, a brilliant author.
It's about a mistake in judgment a lady makes concerning a friend, based
on the hurtful words of someone that only thinks of himself. Will that
conniving person succeed in ruining a beautiful friendship, or will she see
through his lies? It's gradually creeping up towards the 30,000 mark
and we’d love any votes or hearing whatever comments you may wish
to make. It is listed in my profile under ‘FAVOURITES’ as Apologize.

www.lushstories.com/stories/first-time/apologize.aspx
sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by browncoffee


Must you ALWAYS remind me of this?


yes. yes, we must.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Lokis_Sidekick
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by PhilU


Actually, nothing to add... just didn't want Hannah to miss the link



Quote by browncoffee


Must you ALWAYS remind me of this?



Thanks Phill... Priceless