how can you tell if a girl actually likes you?

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She licks your face.

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...and if she really likes you, she does the same to your ass...

Quote by Liz


There you are, strolling around the supermarket doing your weekly shop when you spot a rather delicious looking blonde reaching for a jar of coffee.

"Allow me," you say in your most suave and sophisticated voice as you hand her one from the shelf.

Before you even have the opportunity to strike up a conversation and find out what her name is, her hand is on your junk!



I want to go shopping with you