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If someone were to fart on your clit, would the vibration be enough to make you feel good?

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Shaman
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interesting topic ,one Im glad I never thought of lol
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Quote by CurlyGirly
If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?


I laughed so hard, I....

Lol, never mind, it's embarrassing (ke)
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?

Quote by Mazza


I laughed so hard, I....

Lol, never mind, it's embarrassing (ke)



omfg, I'm gonna die laughing!
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Quote by doctorlove
Did this for a laugh and I laughed til I cried with all the remarks. I know how idiotic this is, but damn funny to read the posts. Thanks for the laughs.
I would never do this.
The best response was about the fart being a blowjob.



yeah, sure you did it for a joke.
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Omg! I thought I was bad! lol It would be hilarious! I had lover that farted during our 69. I gagged and we both died laughing.
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?


Fucking Priceless!!!!
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?


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I have to say I nearly fell off my stool laughing at that response.



Farting and now stool? John, you laughed so hard.... stool? That right there is funny!



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doctorlove
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The one about getting kicked is good also.
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?


FOR THE WIN!!!
Katherine
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This thread is ridiculous. Thank you all for the laughs!
Shylass
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My mate farted on his girlfriend's thigh just after they'd had sex, and it left a skidmark. She broke up with him soon after that. I dread to think what would have been done to him if it had been her clit...
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Dani
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So I'm the only one who legit hasn't stopped laughing since I read this??

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Left and came back...still laughing.

"I'm a hot girl. I do hot shit." - Megan Thee Stallion
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OMG .. just when I thought it was safe to log on !! oh dear ... spose things can only get better round here lol ... mon dieu!!!
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interesting topic ,one Im glad I never thought of lol


You an' me both, cutie ..
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I just searched for "sexy parcel" to post on a friend's wall, and this was the very first link that showed. I thought I would share it with you, in case some of you get off on brown tape and trumping... I don't know why, really. I just thought I would, since anything goes on Halloween (especially party goers and people who have eaten beans for tea).
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?


WOW!!!!!! this is so funny i cant stop laughing
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So I'm the only one who legit hasn't stopped laughing since I read this??


I have laughed all day....
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?


We could try it and see, but just in case its not lets start with the blowjob and finish with a fart.
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We could try it and see, but just in case its not lets start with the blowjob and finish with a fart.



Calling Doctorlove, Calling Doctorlove!
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Is this thread sponsored by Heinz?
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Well played Doctorlove
AbigailThornton
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Terrible subject. Hilarious thread - well done Lushies!!
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OK, Miss X ... educate me and explain what you meant by "Dutch-ovening." Do Dutch people have some sort of secret about capturing fart vibrations?



UrbanDictionary, like Google... can be of assistance for us....
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If I farted on your cock, would that be considered a blowjob?

So classic.

...... Seriously I can't believe I even took the time to read this question.