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Pussy vs Asshole

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Which hole do you prefer to get fucked in?

Pussy
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TheDevilsWeakness
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Magical_felix

I think a badge that simply reads, gaping ass, is in order.


Only cause you're a big dick... Now put it away before you take your eye out with that thing.
It's bad enough excessive masturbation is making you go blind...
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


Only cause you're a big dick... Now put it away before you take your eye out with that thing.
It's bad enough excessive masturbation is making you go blind...


Can we get braille up in this mothafucka? I want to see what she retorted with.
TheDevilsWeakness
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Quote by Magical_felix

Can we get braille up in this mothafucka? I want to see what she retorted with.


How does that work with your hairy palms? Can you still feel the braille? Or do you shave them first?
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


How does that work with your hairy palms? Can you still feel the braille? Or do you shave them first?


Remember when my hairy palms and your wild vagina were like velcro? I learned what a canadian jungle was that day.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch
I enjoy both, but if I had to choose just one type, definitely pussy.

"I don't act funny, bitch, I act accordingly." - Megan Thee Stallion
TheDevilsWeakness
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Quote by Magical_felix

Remember when my hairy palms and your wild vagina were like velcro? I learned what a canadian jungle was that day.


Oh c'mon... That much friction and there's bound to be a bush fire.
Next time try not to piss on the cat. That's the equivalent of using a teacup when you need a 10gal bucket...
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


Next time try not to piss on the cat.


I'll piss on the cat, I'll piss on the pussy, I'll piss on the walls and the alpaca rug. I don't give a faaack.

I'm a kinky motherfucker.
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
Quote by Magical_felix


I think a badge that simply reads, gaping ass, is in order.


Gaping Ass... that would make a fine Forum: Rank/title - too.

It's also fairly close & fairly descriptive to the username someone else previously had enlisted here.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
replytorishi
Active Ink Slinger
i like both... PUSSY is more sensetive ............. and ASSHOLE is tight ....
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by WellMadeMale


Gaping Ass... that would make a fine Forum: Rank/title - too.

It's also fairly close & fairly descriptive to the username someone else previously had enlisted here.


Go for it. Constant gaping ass.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


Dammit... Where is the sarcasm font?

GAV! I'll even get down on my knees... [-o<

Just so I'm clear... I'm an "Anal Advocater" on Lush. I think I should have a special shiny badge for this.


I know what you were saying, that is why I used the winking emoticon ;)
WellMadeMale
Constant Gardener
I was thinking more along the lines of Gaping Donkey
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
MrLongLasting
Advanced Wordsmith
Damn! All of these women saying they like anal and do it regularly. In my entire life, I've never been able to find a woman who would let me into that.3XKmk1X0ZrDDrHNj
WanKaDDict
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Quote by MrLongLasting
Damn! All of these women saying they like anal and do it regularly. In my entire life, I've never been able to find a woman who would let me into that.dlqP8hdcyt7CWMJo


Don't worry I'm only winning you by one
MrLongLasting
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by WanKaDDict


Don't worry I'm only winning you by one


Braggert!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Go ahead, rub my nose in it........... As I think about it, yeah, do that.
Guest
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Quote by MrLongLasting
Damn! All of these women saying they like anal and do it regularly. In my entire life, I've never been able to find a woman who would let me into that.rWvLLDQwm4NUKq1U


Anal is tricky. You can't just start doing it right off the bat. It takes time and a lot of patience lol. Porn makes it appear that anyone can just bend over and start getting fucked by a big cock with no lube or preparation. You also have to take into consideration that an enema is needed to have safe and fun anal sex. If you have gone number two recently you can get by with a finger and some soap ;)
MrLongLasting
Advanced Wordsmith
Quote by Naughty_Talia


Anal is tricky. You can't just start doing it right off the bat. It takes time and a lot of patience lol. Porn makes it appear that anyone can just bend over and start getting fucked by a big cock with no lube or preparation. You also have to take into consideration that an enema is needed to have safe and fun anal sex. If you have gone number two recently you can get by with a finger and some soap ;)


Thanks Talia. Sounds like a lot of planning. Think maybe I'll stick with pee play.
henry_jones1936
Active Ink Slinger

Yeah, all of the above poop reasons are why anal has never really appealed to me, yet I have been asked by several women to fuck them up the ass, and I have always been hesitant.
activegrandpa
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I see the results after 18 votes

Pussy: 100%

Assholle: 67%

It doesn't make sense.
Seeker4
Horny Bi Ape Who Writes

Quote by activegrandpa

I see the results after 18 votes

Pussy: 100%

Assholle: 67%

It doesn't make sense.

Based on the date of the original post, this poll came over from the old software so something might have been messed up in the migration.

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