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Question no woman wants to hear.
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My sister phoned me tonight. She is a working woman, rents a flat etc, a man from E-on(electricity sales man) knocks on her door at tea time, my sister open's the door and the man says's
"Is your mum or dad In?" haha lol
"Is your mum or dad In?" haha lol
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Random guy: "How much is it gonna cost me?"
Me: "Fuck off loser!"
Guy asked me this yesterday, and I was dressed in loose jeans and a turtleneck! Nothing was showing except my head and hands!
Me: "Fuck off loser!"
Guy asked me this yesterday, and I was dressed in loose jeans and a turtleneck! Nothing was showing except my head and hands!
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Where have you been ?...lol
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I am a red headed guy. I was talking to a red headed woman in a bar and asked her if she ever had any dumb asses ask her if the carpet matched the curtains. She said it happened all of the time. I told her to reply "Sorry but I keep the floors waxed bare because I like hard wood" then watch him choke on his drink. She thought that was a great come back.
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"Can I meet your daughter?" I was so temped but he was bigger then I was and I don't think I could have taken his punch.
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Are your boobs real?
What size are your boobs?
Can I see your boobs?
Can I touch your boobs?
What size are your boobs?
Can I see your boobs?
Can I touch your boobs?
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Are you just naturally a (bitch, slut, bimbo, whatever) or did you have to go to school for that?
My latest story is too hot to publish. My most recent story before that is Even Stranger In Lust
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When's it due?
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do you really need a new pair of shoes and handbag
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"Do you have a vaginal infection or something?"
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Is that as big as it gets?
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I've actually had some idiot come up to me and say "I've lost my number, could I have yours?" 
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For me its "have u been a good girl?" Cuz u know damn straight I haven't lmao 
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Maybe a different slant than other answers:
"What's for dinner?"
"Do you mind if we watch the football instead?"
"What's for dinner?"
"Do you mind if we watch the football instead?"
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Quote by wild_flower
For me its "have u been a good girl?" Cuz u know damn straight I haven't lmao
i think we all now better then to ask that question of YOU, by now! *giggles and runs*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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This one is the bane of my life, and always asked by the guys I fancy:
"Can you set me up with your mate?"
"Can you set me up with your mate?"
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Quote by Shylass
This one is the bane of my life, and always asked by the guys I fancy:
"Can you set me up with your mate?"
hey, Daisy, can your mate set me up with you? *hugs*
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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hey, Daisy, can your mate set me up with you? *hugs*
Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.
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Have you put on weight?
OMG yes! But that is somehing we need to hear when it is true.
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When is your blood loss/period over? How long is left? Damn! 
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Quote by 1nympholes
OMG yes! But that is somehing we need to hear when it is true.
no, we really don't - we are aware of it without being told. VERY aware.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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I had a guy around my age ask me if I could fix him up with my 19yo daughter. That didnt go over well!
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Do you know what happened to my cupcake?
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Did you cum?
If you have to ask, then there's your answer.
If you have to ask, then there's your answer.
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Wheres dinner?
Is your sister up for a threesome?
Is your sister up for a threesome?
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Quote by sprite
hey, Daisy, can your mate set me up with you? *hugs*
I'm next in line, though I suspect you won't give her up so easily. Don't make me fight you for her!