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quickest way to a woman's heart?
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you know what Little Stud..you're just trying wayyy to hard. you need to stop thinking about it, relax and go have some fun with your buds. there is no magic formula, nothing we can really tell you that is gonna get you where you want to go. however i can tell you that the percentage of the population that die virgin andnot by choice, is very low ;-) really, ill bet you if you stop focusing on getting a girl and focus on whatever else it is in your life you do one will fall right in your lap.
so chill out , relax, have a drink...whatever. the more you stress about it the harder its going to be
so chill out , relax, have a drink...whatever. the more you stress about it the harder its going to be
Wise Ass
Why would you ask for the quickest way to a woman's heart? Would that not end up in a higher likelyhood of failure?
As LMB has said, you are trying way too hard and need to relax! If your love life is THAT bad, why don't you do some reading..go to google and see if there are any articles out there that could possibly help you out
As LMB has said, you are trying way too hard and need to relax! If your love life is THAT bad, why don't you do some reading..go to google and see if there are any articles out there that could possibly help you out
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Quickest way to a woman's heart, or a man's heart... a scalpel.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Lol... agreed..
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And if nothing works out you could try these...
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates
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Nice one haha.
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Alpha Blonde
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Whats the quickest way to a woman's heart and is their a foolproof way of getting a lady to like you?
I would suggest a voodoo spell or a self-help manual for the quickest route to true love.
I think this book offers a money-back guarantee if it takes longer than 90 minutes. It might be worth checking out!
Wild at Heart
Kidnap her and keep her sequestered away from all other men. She will depend on you for everything, food, bathroom, entertainment, clothes. In time she will start to love you whether she wants to or not. Good luck, don't get caught. Getting caught will ruin everything.
Constant Gardener
If you want a friend, get yourself a dog. Canine preferably.
If you want a woman, get an escort. You pay them to go away.
If you want drama and trouble, go hang out at the nearest local dive around closing time and concentrate on the lovelies who are still standing @ the end of the night.
Come back to us with your erotic story of the encounter.
If you want a woman, get an escort. You pay them to go away.
If you want drama and trouble, go hang out at the nearest local dive around closing time and concentrate on the lovelies who are still standing @ the end of the night.
Come back to us with your erotic story of the encounter.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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There is no sure-fire way that works with all women, but here's some pointers on what can work for me:
1.Be real. I (and every other woman on earth) can spot a phoney a mile away.
2.Be smart. Ignorant clods don't interest me, and no, a high IQ doesn't make you smart, it's only potential. USE your brain.
3.Be funny. If you can make me laugh and giggle you're halfway there, but please wait until we know each other better before breaking out the really crude humour!
4.Be humble. You make 200k a year? Good. Go spend it on a hooker because I could care less. You have a Rolex? Nice. Does it tell time any better than my 7.99 Timex I bought in eighth grade?
I was in love with hubby by our second date because he was charming, well educated, funny and I could tell right away he was the kind of guy that would stick with me through thick and thin.
1.Be real. I (and every other woman on earth) can spot a phoney a mile away.
2.Be smart. Ignorant clods don't interest me, and no, a high IQ doesn't make you smart, it's only potential. USE your brain.
3.Be funny. If you can make me laugh and giggle you're halfway there, but please wait until we know each other better before breaking out the really crude humour!
4.Be humble. You make 200k a year? Good. Go spend it on a hooker because I could care less. You have a Rolex? Nice. Does it tell time any better than my 7.99 Timex I bought in eighth grade?
I was in love with hubby by our second date because he was charming, well educated, funny and I could tell right away he was the kind of guy that would stick with me through thick and thin.
"A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere." - Groucho Marx