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So I've seen a few videos of ladies rubbing up against the corner of a cabinet, table, etc. Obviously, when pressure is applied in the right direction, you can orgasm from this effort. Would anyone like to share a story of using this technique? Riding the back or arm of the sofa? Side of the tub? Office desk at work?
I wonder if any particular furniture brands are sexier than others for this.
I’m a little impatient solo- if I’m humping furniture I prefer the cliched spin cycle of a washing machine.
Hmm. There was a furniture manufacturer in this area called Motion Industries. I thought it was because they made recliners and stuff, but who knows?
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I’m a little impatient solo- if I’m humping furniture I prefer the cliched spin cycle of a washing machine.
If you see your man pausing while using the push mower on the lawn, look to see what the handle is resting against!
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I’m a little impatient solo- if I’m humping furniture I prefer the cliched spin cycle of a washing machine.


Emily is a washing machine classed as furniture ?
what does IKEA really stand for?
Soft furnishings or cold hard wood ?
Does a saddle horn count?
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Does a saddle horn count?
That's exactly what I'm talking about? although I thought ladies liked to ride bareback?
Don't see anything very exciting about humping a sofa or counter unless they are equipped with an embedded vibrator LOL. Especially when my toys do a much better job. I think the closest, and it really ain't very close, was riding a horse bare back a few times. There is a bone that moves back and fourth as the house walks, trots, or runs. The faster the horse the faster the bone moves. With out a saddle one can sit right over the bone.

Brandie
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Don't see anything very exciting about humping a sofa or counter unless they are equipped with an embedded vibrator LOL. Especially when my toys do a much better job. I think the closest, and it really ain't very close, was riding a horse bare back a few times. There is a bone that moves back and fourth as the house walks, trots, or runs. The faster the horse the faster the bone moves. With out a saddle one can sit right over the bone.

Brandie


There is a very well known spinal bone on a horse's back that rubs the clit just right at a very specific trot. This was widely used by women centuries ago to produce what they called "petit mort." (=orgasm) [Actually refers to orgasm as "little death."]
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So I've seen a few videos of ladies rubbing up against the corner of a cabinet, table, etc. Obviously, when pressure is applied in the right direction, you can orgasm from this effort. Would anyone like to share a story of using this technique? Riding the back or arm of the sofa? Side of the tub? Office desk at work?


I do!

I used to ALL the TIME. For a long time it was the only way I'd get off by myself. (Corner of the bed or the arm of the couch was preferred).

When my home life changed and I was no longer alone every day I had to figure out other ways of getting off quickly. I still prefer it though and have made use of a few pieces of innocent furniture outside the house. I've made a bathroom sink at my college blush . . . or cry. Not sure how it felt about that.
Thanks ladies! It's always a learning experience here. Thank you all for sharing. NOLA and Dance, thanks for clearing up the horse mystery. I had a petite lady friend in our late teens that would always jump onto my back for piggyback rides...whenever I'd lift her upward to readjust, she would let out a gentle moan. Same thing, maybe?

Metilda, have you ever rode the side of the bathtub? It helps for it to be warm and soapy!
One of my earliest masturbatory experiences involved the arm of a sofa. I didn't really know what it was at the time, and I didn't cum, but there was a new and surprising pleasure.