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What exactly is Vanilla Sex?

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sprite
Her Royal Spriteness
Quote by Magical_felix


You don't want me to see? Like, wear a blindfold? Kinky.


totally weak. you're not only not in my league, you're not even in the same sport, Puto-Gato.

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Liz
Wait, so this doesn't have anything to do with guys sticking their cocks in tubs of Häagen-Dazs?



That sounds more fun on paper, trust me. Once you realize how cold the ice cream feels, it's a rather limp endeavor.
TheDevilsWeakness
Active Ink Slinger
I always thought of myself as Nutella instead of vanilla.

Sprite's not the only one that likes to get inspiration from the grocery store...
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness
I always thought of myself as Nutella instead of vanilla.

Sprite's not the only one that likes to get inspiration from the grocery store...


Sex with you is like this?




D:
TheDevilsWeakness
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Magical_felix


Sex with you is like this?




D:


You have issues with a little Nutella?

Really?

This coming from a guy that said he would fuck a melon until he split it.
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
Quote by Liz
Wait, so this doesn't have anything to do with guys sticking their cocks in tubs of Häagen-Dazs?


So many LULZ in this thread! Can't stop laughing...



Once upon a time, in a kingdom filled with lush stories...
Guest
Lurker
Vanilla Sex is 'SEX' that involves no twists or kinkiness, and no S&M. Basically plain regular sex. Typically sweet and happy and very lovey-dovey.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by SereneProdigy

So many LULZ in this thread! Can't stop laughing...



Once upon a time, in a kingdom filled with lush stories...




Did you just call me a bitch?
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
Quote by Magical_felix


Did you just call me a bitch?


No... you're the one calling Sprite "Bitch".
TheDevilsWeakness
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by SereneProdigy

No... you're the one calling Sprite "Bitch".


Don't worry too much about Jack. He's feeling a little "sensitive" today.

Did sprite ever get him his Midol?
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by SereneProdigy


No... you're the one calling Sprite "Bitch".


I didn't come close to calling her a bitch, but ok.

She is a bit of a dumbass though.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by adagio
its what my granny and uncle grand pa do when they take out their teeth and gum graham crackers


Boy, they've got you fooled don't they...lol.
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by SereneProdigy

So many LULZ in this thread! Can't stop laughing...


I need to find a cartoon character smile

Who wants to help me out?
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by Liz


I need to find a cartoon character smile

Who wants to help me out?
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by Magical_felix




And that is why I like you smile
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
And that is why I like you smile


I thought I could help you out on that one, but then saw that pic and completely went : OOOOUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! NICCEEE!!!
Liz
Scarlet Seductress
Quote by SereneProdigy


I thought I could help you out on that one, but then saw that pic and completely went : OOOOUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! NICCEEE!!!


I have bigger boobs
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
Quote by Liz


I have bigger boobs


Okay, I'll add a few Us and Es then...

OOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHH!!!!! NICCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!


I'd better not get myself too excited though, or I'll have to cool myself into that Haagen-Dazs tub. PSSHHHH...
angieseroticpen
Story Verifier
It is absolutely disgusting and perverted.

I mean sex with ice cream............. I ask you!
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


This coming from a guy that said he would fuck a melon until he split it.


I forgot to reply to this.

That melon was asking for it. That's all I'll say on the subject.
Dani
Big-haired Bitch/Personality Hire
Quote by Magical_felix


I forgot to reply to this.

That melon was asking for it. That's all I'll say on the subject.


Asking for it?! What does that even mean? It was a fucking MELON! JFC! This is by far the sickest thing you've ever said, Felix. My goodness. Nothing ever ASKS to be split open...especially a melon. Where does it end for you? Seriously! I am utterly appalled.

















[s]God it was hard to type this with a straight face[/s]

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012


Where does it end for you?


It ended when the melon split in half and I shook the seeds of my fucking dick.

Fuck with me and get split.

Split in half.
bustyreadhead
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vanilla sex was a one-hit wonder porn star from the early 90s. he tried to break through as the first "authentic white" big-black-cock genre star. he claimed to have grown up in the ghetto, but it was later revealed he was raised in a white texas suburb.

his one big hit was a porno entitled "sex, sex baby."
TheDevilsWeakness
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by slipperywhenwet2012

God it was hard to type this with a straight face


Now you know why I laugh all the time.



Mini melons

SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
Quote by Magical_Felix
It ended when the melon split in half and I shook the seeds of my fucking dick.

Fuck with me and get split.

Split in half.


Dude, I think a picture of your last orgy leaked on the internet.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
I only fuck with cantaloupes not watermelons you fucking fools.

LOL

Keep up.

Jack likes the retarded little cantaloupes.
Magical_felix
Wild at Heart
Quote by TheDevilsWeakness


Now you know why I laugh all the time.



Mini melons



Don't make this thread about your titties.

Hella conceited.

TheDevilsWeakness
Active Ink Slinger
Quote by Magical_felix

Don't make this thread about your titties.

Hella conceited.



Sorry. I'll remember that for the next time.

This thread is all about you. My apologies.


I guess that would make Magical Felix *gasp*

... Vanilla
Dangerous_Intentions
Rookie Scribe
Vanilla Sex...


As one post noted its different things to different people. I define it as a man or women that has never really been comfortable with their own sexuality. For that reason, they are timid... not comfortable in their own skin...like the lights off......have never experienced the joy of oral....kissed passionately.. or felt intense when lying skin to skin.

If your not comfortable in your skin, then it becomes vanilla when its a on top position only. Its vanilla when you overthink of how you will look or sound during sex. Its vanilla, when you have never cum, but fail to realize its mainly due to you being uptight.

Vanilla to me is the lack of passion.... creativity....not understanding your body... and or what you like and don't like..

Vanilla is sex that's expected.....boring.... quick...one sided...planned.... and predictable.
Dangerouss
1nfinitesexuallity
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Well I use to have this partner that only liked having sex in missionary or her on top aka cowgirl... to me that was considered vanilla..
but for me with the proper partner vanilla sex can mean a lot of things.. I love kissing my partner from head to toe every inch of her body is made mine just by my kiss..
to me that's as vanilla as I will possibly ever get but I'm still young. for the most side most of my partners have enjoyed a rough fuck smile and as always ladies always finish first.

P.S. I do enjoy using toys handcuffs and what not on myself and on my potential partners, it just makes it that much more enjoyable.