When I was about 8 months pregnant, I was driving home from work one night, it would have been about midnight.
I was on the motorway and there were roadworks. I completely ignored the speed restriction and ended up getting flashed by a speed camera.
A few days later I received a letter fining me and adding penalty points to my driving license...
I was really annoyed and got hubby to write to the police...
He sent them a letter, pretty much saying that I would have pissed myself if I hadn't been speeding!!
They dropped all of the charges, so I guess what I'm saying is I would happily pretend I was going to wet my pants to get out of a speeding ticket!
LOL, it's not very sexy, but it's true!!
Mazza... You totally reminded me of how I got out of a possible search of my vehicle and an arrest following most likely.
This was years ago when I was in my early twenties and living on the beach. Me and a friend had just gone to the local 'farmer's market' and picked up a whole lot of 'oregano' like enough 'oregano' to keep several 'chefs' cooking up some great dishes.
So im waiting at this light to turn left and and the traffic is so bad the light turns green then red several times with not one damn car moving. We had been there at least 15 minutes and we were getting frustrated as hell. I had this bright idea of just flipping a U-turn over the median. Was in a truck, so no problem, I go for it. About two car lengths back is a cop (of course) and he flashes his lights and hops the median too... Now the truck stinks of oregano bad. I pull over into a parking lot and these two cops start walking up. The one that walked up to my window was huge and buff... shaved head. Scary looking fucker.
He taps on my window and the first thing out of my mouth was this:
"I'm sorry man, I'm really sick... Like really sick. If I dont get home and to the bathroom in like one minute I'm gonna diarrhea all over myself. It's a stomach flu sir. I've been sick all weeke--"
"Oh uh... go, just get going. We didn't want to wait in that light either." The cop cut me off and just let us go.
Omg once this cop pulled me over and i was already having a bad day and that was it i just started crying my eyes out and i was blubbering so much the cop just turned around and left!
Being sexy works fine in fantasy...in real life the very sight of a cop puts fear into me! Lol! I once tried the unbuttoned top thing to distract a cop. He didnt bat an eyelid. He fined me and was off. I believe they have cameras on thier vehicles live recording and transmitting to a central location or something. I dont think they want to get fired!
And besides, too risky...what if he loses it and pulls out his gun and rapes you and then kills you! Shudder!
No, I've never cried. I don't ask for any favours, flirt or make a big production about it (I have too much pride). I just hand them the license/registration. For whatever reason though they always drop the fine to the bare minimum so I never lose points or have to pay very much. I actually thought that was just standard practice until some male friends told me it wasn't and that they always get nailed for max fines.
"Officer I can't afford this ticket. Please let me off. I blew all my money on this boob job."
