Something I've heard a lot of women say is, "I hate when guys message me on a dating app and all they say is, "Hey." Well, I've been on Bumble for a few months now. If you don't know what that is, it's the dating app where men are not allowed to message women who haven't messaged them. Every single message I've gotten so far has said either, "Hey" or "hows it going?" What kind of lame ass double standard is this? If you want to get with me you have to bring better game than just "Hey." It's not so easy when you're the one who has to come up with some clever bullshit to say that makes you seem fun but non-threatening, is it?
Is it me or am I am so boring I don't deserve any better than, "hey?"
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Her Royal Spriteness
Hey.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
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Quote by LovingSadist
I deserve that. For some reason the fact that you punctuated the "hey." makes it hurt even more
the period felt like a kick in the balls, didn't it? god, i love me.
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Old Bag Of Bones
They are probably lame ass women that are bad at being lesbians and don't know how to chase a real guy either. Hmmm... there are some of those on here too. And they want boats for compliments.. Imagine that.
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Something I've heard a lot of women say is, "I hate when guys message me on a dating app and all they say is, "Hey." Well, I've been on Bumble for a few months now. If you don't know what that is, it's the dating app where men are not allowed to message women who haven't messaged them. Every single message I've gotten so far has said either, "Hey" or "hows it going?" What kind of lame ass double standard is this? If you want to get with me you have to bring better game than just "Hey." It's not so easy when you're the one who has to come up with some clever bullshit to say that makes you seem fun but non-threatening, is it?
Is it me or am I am so boring I don't deserve any better than, "hey?"
It's only a lame ass double standard if the same women who complain about it do it themselves. And why does it matter anyway if you yourself do not just write "hey" on dating apps? You'd be lucky that the guys who do will be no competition.
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Wild at Heart
Welcome to life.
I have a crush on my dog’s vet tech. She’s so damn attractive it actually makes me nervous. She was in line behind me at a local deli, and all she said was “heyyyy”. I turn around and I now have 3 seconds to think of something to say. 3 fucking seconds.
Man up.
I have a crush on my dog’s vet tech. She’s so damn attractive it actually makes me nervous. She was in line behind me at a local deli, and all she said was “heyyyy”. I turn around and I now have 3 seconds to think of something to say. 3 fucking seconds.
Man up.
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Quote by Magical_felix
Welcome to life.
I have a crush on my dog’s vet tech. She’s so damn attractive it actually makes me nervous. She was in line behind me at a local deli, and all she said was “heyyyy”. I turn around and I now have 3 seconds to think of something to say. 3 fucking seconds.
Man up.
Are you saying you were speechless? I simply can't believe that.
Wild at Heart
Quote by simplyjohn
Are you saying you were speechless? I simply can't believe that.
I wasn’t speechless but what I said was not stellar... I kind of fucked it up. I’m hoping she double downs on knowing I like her and thinks it’s cute. Otherwise I’m toast.
That’s the thing though. You have to just swing your dick around.
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Quote by Magical_felix
I wasn’t speechless but what I said was not stellar... I kind of fucked it up. I’m hoping she double downs on knowing I like her and thinks it’s cute. Otherwise I’m toast.
