Your Worst Blind Date?

30 Jul 2015

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Can we please get back on topic here .. the odd off topic is fine but almost half of the posts here now just are not relevant ... thanks .

I have never been on a blind date... not sure I would be confident enough to do so either .

Sorry John Embarassed

I doubt she would enjoy the BV@HB either...Sod confidence..not getting food poisoning would be a bonus.

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30 Jul 2015

I don't think this is even comparable to being vomited on...

A friend of mine set me up with one of her cute co-workers and when he arrived I was favourably impressed by his looks however it was clear that he was completely wasted. He told me he had a drink to calm his nerves but he was slurring so badly that I could barely understand him. I bought him some food and told the waiter to get him a taxi home and I left. As well as being the worst blind date it was also the shortest date, five minutes tops.

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