Gave my first BJ today. lump stuck in my throat

2 Jun 2012

i was giving blow jobs when i was younger and ended up with two lumps on my chest that never went away - i'd go see someone about your lump before it's too late. drunken

You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.

2 Jun 2012

Can someone give this guy some proper advice please. I cant stop laughing and for that reaso ni am useless at any advice !!!

2 Jun 2012

Maybe one could masturbate ones nose and dick snot will be ejected when nose blows...

2 Jun 2012

First forum I've read from start to finish, Mazza you're terrible. Lfunny

There might be the makings of a good Lush horror story here. Little blind throat tadpoles swimming south to chew a blokes bollocks off.

2 Jun 2012

Damn!! There's so much I never thought about.. blow.. suck.. gag.. puke.. I'm so confused I gotta go fuck something and clear my head..

2 Jun 2012

Quote by runningbear04
Can someone give this guy some proper advice please. I cant stop laughing and for that reaso ni am useless at any advice !!!

Believe it or not, I already did!

"Relax, lad. You simply had a protein shake - it's good for you. sunny

The more you worry, the more you will think there is a problem. It will mostly be psychological, but if you did get some spunky fun cum into your sinuses, it will help your own mucus tissues by coating them, and it will eventually disperse. Like when you go swimming, and the chlorine water gets in there, it will settle soon."

I could translate it to sound more professional, but I'm not a doctor, so I won't. d'oh!

Ut incepit fidelis, sic permanet.

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3 Jun 2012

Quote by Wildcat
First forum I've read from start to finish, Mazza you're terrible. There might be the makings of a good Lush horror story here. Little blind throat tadpoles swimming south to chew a blokes bollocks off.

This scared and amused me at the same time. Seriously, someone should write that up, imagine what a laugh it would be! A scary erotic tale of epic laughs it would be.

3 Jun 2012

Have you tried stroking your throat quickly? If you do, and you get a stiff neck, keep going. You might spit out the lump.

3 Jun 2012

Quote by freakydeaky
I am 48 yo male. I have had many, many girlfriends. I have a girlfriend now and i have been married before. A good looking guy about 27yo came to my door selling magazines. He sounded gay. I told him that i sometimes think about fooling around with a guy but the oportunity never came up. He came in my house. One thing led to another and i asked him to let me see his dick. I showed him mine also. I touched his. first one i ever touched that was not mine. His was the same size as mine. I bent down and half jerked and sucked it for a short while. His dick gaged me a little. He came in my mouth and i swallowed it. It seemed like a lot. I think some of it went into my nose from the back of my mouth and up into my sinus cavity. It turned out to be a really good experience ...

The first time I blew anyone, [I can't tell it, here ... too young ... let me start over]

The first time I had another guy cum in my mouth, it was a wonderful experience. We were 69ing, and almost immediately after I received his first shot of cum against the tip of my tongue, I started cumming, too. No lumps, no sinus flooding (I swallow), no adverse reactions of any kind. In fact, after swallowing (what seems to me to be) 100s of loads, what you describe has never happened to me. If it had, I'd have been at the MDs in a flash.

I hope it goes away quickly. Fell better. b229

5 Jun 2012

Quote by Mazza

Shy, have you not heard about the new 'Nasal' it's like Anal, but they just jumble the letters around a bit...

You know, people can have their septum removed to optimise penile insertion?

I know that MF was talking about cocaine, well, use enough of that and it can literally rot away one's septum - a bad thing? Well yes.. unless you are very enterprising..

You can earn a lot of money if you specialise in Nasal and the sides of the nose are VERY stretchy, so one can accommodate any size of penis...

The very convenient thing is that any semen will of course run down the back of the nose and into the throat, so not only can one offer nasal sex, but you can still do the whole sperm growing in the throat thing...

This time next year, we'll all be millionaires!!

But what about post-nasal drip?? That's the cause of a scratchy, dry, irritated throat when you're recovering from a cold. And that's just snot. Imagine semen dripping through the back of one's nasal passages. It'd be a NIGHTMARE!! help

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