What is the most unique and/or embarrassing way that you've ever had an orgasm?
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Mine is both unique and embarrassing:
When I was a teen, back in the 80s, we didn't have access to the Internet and sites like this and Pornhub. We had limited options and sometimes it got boring. Boredom sometimes leads to unusual ideas and actions.
Having known about, but never seen, vibrators at the time, I had wondered what it would feel like to have my cock vibrated. It sounded like it would be fun, but I had no access to one.
Well, I had the house to myself one day, and I was horny, but also tired of ordinary every day wanking, so I set out on a mission to find something different that day.
I started scouring the house, the kitchen, the attic, everyone else's bedrooms, the bathroom, and finally I ended up in the basement.
Our basement was not furnished. It was where tools and the washer and dryer were. Nothing special about it. Lots of junk and plenty to spark my imagination that day.
Nothing looked like fun until I discovered a power sander, the kind you can hold in one hand. Hey, those vibrate like crazy!
I had used this thing before to remove paint off something and remembered that it vibrated the hell out of my hand and wrist, so I thought this might be great.
I plugged it in, unzipped and dropped my pants and undies down and turned it on. I held it in my hand and the brought that hand to my cock, thinking that it would vibrate. Nothing, I couldn't feel anything. My hand was absorbing it all. Shit.
So I thought, what if I pressed my cock to where normally one holds the sander? I tried and really very little feeling came through. Well, this wasn't any good. A new tactic was needed, but what?
I didn't dare put my bare cock anywhere near the moving parts, but somehow I had to get that vibration to it. There was no sandpaper attached, so I thought of a new idea.
I pulled my pants back on and zipped them back up. By this time, with all of the screwing around and failed attempts, I was soft again. I figured it would be fairly safe to press the sanding area to the outside of my jeans, so I thought I'd try that.
I turned the sander back on and I lightly touched it to the outside of my jeans to test the waters, so to speak. It felt warm from the friction, but it didn't seem to have any negative effect though. No chance on the material getting caught or anything.
Seeing it was safe, I went for it and pressed it against my jeans right where the head of my cock was resting, still soft, inside them. I felt that whole area including my internal organs vibrate, it was super intense.
Maybe overwhelming would be the right word. Imagine that whole pelvic area vibrating inside and out all at once very intensely, and then magnify it. I know that sounds incredible, but it played out in a way that I would have never anticipated:
-Still soft, pressed it against the head of my cock in my jeans.
-Intensity instantly overwhelming, inside and out.
-Heat from the friction engulfed me.
-Still soft.
-5 seconds into it I lost all control, literally.
-Cock numb, no feeling.
-Orgasm with no pleasure.
-Very messy jeans and underwear.
-Numbness for an hour or two after.
In other words, I got no enjoyment out of the experience. I had no pleasurable feelings from it. I guess it was so intense that my brain shut off the nerves or something. No control meant absolutely no ability to squeeze that muscle that delays cumming. I felt no pulsing/throbbing/twitching/tingling/sensitivity/etc. nothing, my cock, soft, spurted and spurted but I felt none of it.
So I had no fun that day and ended up having to clean up a mess that wasn't even fun to make in the first place. lol
When I was a teen, back in the 80s, we didn't have access to the Internet and sites like this and Pornhub. We had limited options and sometimes it got boring. Boredom sometimes leads to unusual ideas and actions.
Having known about, but never seen, vibrators at the time, I had wondered what it would feel like to have my cock vibrated. It sounded like it would be fun, but I had no access to one.
Well, I had the house to myself one day, and I was horny, but also tired of ordinary every day wanking, so I set out on a mission to find something different that day.
I started scouring the house, the kitchen, the attic, everyone else's bedrooms, the bathroom, and finally I ended up in the basement.
Our basement was not furnished. It was where tools and the washer and dryer were. Nothing special about it. Lots of junk and plenty to spark my imagination that day.
Nothing looked like fun until I discovered a power sander, the kind you can hold in one hand. Hey, those vibrate like crazy!
I had used this thing before to remove paint off something and remembered that it vibrated the hell out of my hand and wrist, so I thought this might be great.
I plugged it in, unzipped and dropped my pants and undies down and turned it on. I held it in my hand and the brought that hand to my cock, thinking that it would vibrate. Nothing, I couldn't feel anything. My hand was absorbing it all. Shit.
So I thought, what if I pressed my cock to where normally one holds the sander? I tried and really very little feeling came through. Well, this wasn't any good. A new tactic was needed, but what?
I didn't dare put my bare cock anywhere near the moving parts, but somehow I had to get that vibration to it. There was no sandpaper attached, so I thought of a new idea.
I pulled my pants back on and zipped them back up. By this time, with all of the screwing around and failed attempts, I was soft again. I figured it would be fairly safe to press the sanding area to the outside of my jeans, so I thought I'd try that.
I turned the sander back on and I lightly touched it to the outside of my jeans to test the waters, so to speak. It felt warm from the friction, but it didn't seem to have any negative effect though. No chance on the material getting caught or anything.
Seeing it was safe, I went for it and pressed it against my jeans right where the head of my cock was resting, still soft, inside them. I felt that whole area including my internal organs vibrate, it was super intense.
Maybe overwhelming would be the right word. Imagine that whole pelvic area vibrating inside and out all at once very intensely, and then magnify it. I know that sounds incredible, but it played out in a way that I would have never anticipated:
-Still soft, pressed it against the head of my cock in my jeans.
-Intensity instantly overwhelming, inside and out.
-Heat from the friction engulfed me.
-Still soft.
-5 seconds into it I lost all control, literally.
-Cock numb, no feeling.
-Orgasm with no pleasure.
-Very messy jeans and underwear.
-Numbness for an hour or two after.
In other words, I got no enjoyment out of the experience. I had no pleasurable feelings from it. I guess it was so intense that my brain shut off the nerves or something. No control meant absolutely no ability to squeeze that muscle that delays cumming. I felt no pulsing/throbbing/twitching/tingling/sensitivity/etc. nothing, my cock, soft, spurted and spurted but I felt none of it.
So I had no fun that day and ended up having to clean up a mess that wasn't even fun to make in the first place. lol
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"Will someone make that guy sit down, my kids can't see the movie?!?" - Some guy in at the theater.
"Shouldn't he be wearing clothes if he's going to be in the wedding?" - Your mom.
"If FTP Eats A Pickle, Is That Cannibalism? " Nikki703
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unique, dont know. Embarrassing- Right after my divorce I went into a depression. I did not date or have sex for over a year. I finally asked a girl out. Being old fashioned, I did not expect anything on the first date, boy was I wrong. After the date the bye kiss ended up in her bed. Time I penetrated BAM. I was SO embarrassed.
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Oh god, I can't believe I'm disclosing this info...
When I first started College, I was living in a flat with friends. We had just moved in and I bought a new hoover. I had never used one before. Next thing I knew, I was standing in the living room with my cock in a hoover pipe and my mate walks in just as I orgasm.
When I first started College, I was living in a flat with friends. We had just moved in and I bought a new hoover. I had never used one before. Next thing I knew, I was standing in the living room with my cock in a hoover pipe and my mate walks in just as I orgasm.
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A girlfriend once masturbated be with the shell of a cored kiwi fruit. It worked.
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I once tried to get off in a public pool with a water jet on my frenulum. It was after a long period of not having an orgasm. I stopped at the last minute because...it was a public pool, and I wouldn't want to swim with another dude's cum.
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having phone sex with my girlfriend while parked in a Chevron gas station (giggles!)
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On air on the radio .... 
I did an overnight show in a little town and got a visit in the wee hours. The shows were computer controlled and when a particularly long track was supposed to start we felt we have plenty of time. Unfortunately, The link to the long live version had gotten mislabeled and it instead picked up a shorter studio version and as the song ended, I was back on air sooner than expected. Just as we both 'arrived'. So I took the audio off the air dubs and made promos for my show ....
I also kicked over a monitor trying to get to the open mic .....
I did an overnight show in a little town and got a visit in the wee hours. The shows were computer controlled and when a particularly long track was supposed to start we felt we have plenty of time. Unfortunately, The link to the long live version had gotten mislabeled and it instead picked up a shorter studio version and as the song ended, I was back on air sooner than expected. Just as we both 'arrived'. So I took the audio off the air dubs and made promos for my show ....
I also kicked over a monitor trying to get to the open mic .....
There are times she is kneeling out of obedience, reverence and respect. Those are the times it is okay to stand above her. But when she is kneeling because the weight of the world is just too heavy to bear … that is when You should be kneeling beside her.
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On the embarrassing side of things: premature blast while having an intense makeout session with my girlfriend (now my wife) in grad school. We were tentatively moving towards a sexual relationship but weren't quite up to full-on sex yet and I came in my pants.
Unique? Can't think of any off hand. Nothing that others would find unique, in any case.
Unique? Can't think of any off hand. Nothing that others would find unique, in any case.
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I was using a pressure washer on a lady's house, removing mold. I was up on a ladder most of the time. However, when I first began, I was on the ground. She was right there watching. Without realizing, I stepped over the water line putting it between my feet. I reached up with the wand and it pulled the line right on my balls. The vibrating/pulsing action was way too intense and I just had a huge cum. I tried to conceal it with the engine running a few feet away, but soon a large wet spot appeared on my kaki shorts. Damn!
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I guess that I can sum both up with this moment in my life...When I was a freshman in high school, ( a very long time ago) I was a drummer in the high school band... One day I was practicing in the band room closet for a state soloist competition, while the rest of the band was practicing in the next room … A clarinet player, that I was going out with at the time ,who was a junior, made the excuse that she needed to get a new reed , so she could come and tease me in the band room closet... While she was provocatively sucking on her new reed to get it soft enough to use, I suggested that I had something better that she could suck on that wouldn't get soft, and than proceeded to whip out my dick. She didn't hesitate and dropped straight to her knees and gave me some very excellent head. With screwing still Being fairly new to me at the time, I could never seem to get enough of slipping my dick into some nice hot, wet pussy, so I stood her up, stripped her jeans down, and gave her a hell of a tongue lashing before driving my cock into her. Then we proceeded to fuck each other brains out. It was so good that neither of us noticed that we might have gotten a little vocal. So we didn't realize until after a mind blowing orgasm, that the rest of the band had stopped playing, and it had become eerily quiet. We then got dressed as quickly, and quietly as possible, so that we could hopefully, slip out of the band room closet unnoticed... As we opened the closet door to try and sneak out, the entire band stopped what they were doing, stood up and proceeded to give a thunderous round of applause, while the band director gave us a somewhat befuddled look... He than made us both take a bow as retribution for our little performance. Poor Kathy about died of embarrassment, And I almost smiled my beaming scarlet face off... Needless to say, for some reason after that I became very popular, especially with the girls in the upper classes... So a very embarrassing moment opened up a whole new world for me, and also helped me to realize how turned on that I get having sex in public places where I might get caught...It stands to shows you, that everything in life DOES happen for a reason!