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Has a woman ever given your penis a nickname?

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Wow. I've nicknamed every guy I've ever been with's penis. Some of the names have been "Thunderstick", "Mjolnir" (you'd have to be a comics nerd to get that one), "Mr. Thumpy" and other various names...hubby's nickname remains a closely guarded secret as he asked me to NEVER tell anyone.


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oh, i won't say who, unless he decides to speak up on his own, but a certain gentleman on Lush is the proud owner of The Kraken, as in "Release the Kraken!" *giggles*



I am the proud owner of Mr. Kraken! And I'll be using that nickname for my future tag stories/poems. I remember the birth of The Kraken. I wanted to insert some silliness during a private time with Sprite. So I wrote something along the line of "Release the Kraken! Release the Kraken!" To get it out of its confinement (pants). Its a special nickname that will always belong to Sprite :)

Another random nickname was sausage. Hers was kitten and sex would be baby games. Just secret words in an old relationship to tell if one of us wanted something.


wait a minute... "baby games" wasn't one of ours... someones been cheating on me! ok, who is she? fess up! ;)

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Little Chuck. I tell myself it's because she called me Big Chuck, but...

She also did joke that she liked to make it upchuck.
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lol yeah .. ShortnFloppy ... I wasnt too impressed.
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She named it George. Luckily she doesn't know a George! She said calling it George is easy code word to talk about it. "So how is George today?" "George needs to come over tonight" etc, etc.
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omg all of u rock...I spewed the java over y'alls posts..lmao!!!
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I am a family of nicknamers .... EVERYONE has a nickname (some of the nicknames, you can't quite figure out) .... so it is natural for me to name .... uhmmmm .... my partner's penis.

Let's see .... here's a few

Tommy
BadBoy
Jethro
Chocolate


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Jethro


Now you got me curious. Gibbs or Bodine?
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No, never a nickname. The best I ever got -- I think -- was a mid-fuck comment that "You make love like a king" - and she couldn't explain what she meant by it later LOL
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Mine was johnny ... biggrin .. i;d go lie .."johny is hungry today " people taught it was my dog ....
hahaha and hers were the twins ... "damn i miss the twins ":D
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it's been called

sir jits alot
monkey
the butter maker
that thing pokin me in the back while i'm sleeping
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Washington Monument lol
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Had one girlfriend, I don't remember her naming it, she just called it Dick. But she would hold it in her hand and talk to it, kiss it for several minutes before sucking it.