Quote by trinket
I don't believe any man that says he's never measured it.
Thats just so wrong. I never have but then its impossible to measure something accurately that you cant see.
Quote by trinket
I don't believe any man that says he's never measured it.
Quote by urbancoyote
Every hour on the hour. I then report it to the City...thats why the stock-market goes up and down. When you see the stock-market go up, you can tell I'm watching porn. When its on the way down, well you know the rest. Basically, the best time to buy into the FTSE 100 is just before Kelly Brook is on the telly.
Quote by ChopperRodgers
Never measured my cock.
But as a guess I would say it's about inches long LOL.