Waking up to a blow job - yay or nay?

Has anyone in the history of mankind ever said Nay to a morning blowjob?

I vaguely remember loving it once upon a time!

OMG I have the hardest morning wood. My live in GF does NOT suck me.. but I have had lovers that do and it is incredible Mary (read my stories of Mary) would suck me at 3:30-4am and wow....

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OMG I have the hardest morning wood. My live in GF does NOT suck me.. but I have had lovers that do and it is incredible Mary (read my stories of Mary) would suck me at 3:30-4am and wow....bɓ

I know that feeling well,my gf wont suck me too. Woke up with a raging hard on, guess will have to read some stories on here and do the job myself

Who wouldnt? I had a girlfriend in college who used to love doing that, and it was a wonderful way to greet the day. Hasn't happened in a long time - been married for a while, and much of the sizzle and play has toned down quite a bit.

Yes

Nay, I don’t particularly enjoy them. Not because of the physical act itself, but because I have a bit of a hang-up from my youth as a result of which I (probably wrongly) associate them with toxic masculinity.

Most definitely and even more if I have morning wood.

I'm game for that.

Never had it happen. Wife has never been into giving oral and she's the only woman I have woken up to. Would enjoy it if it happened, I guess.

Hubby never liked them. To me I would adore a man who loved this alarm!

I would be just fine with that as my alarm.

Hell yay.

HELL YES!

Yes please!

YAY of course😜

Oh yes please. but never had anyone did that for me.

The best alarm.

A trick question, surely?

Yay when I go to bed with someone. Nay when I went to sleep alone. 😲

It's a tricky one for me.

I love that being his "waking experience" of the day, but the whole consent thing is conflicting for me. 🤷‍♀️

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It's a tricky one for me.

I love that being his "waking experience" of the day, but the whole consent thing is conflicting for me. 🤷‍♀️

Then you should get an open ended consent... im sure he gladly give that

Definitely

Of course

Are you offering to give me head first thing in the morning? If you are then yes please

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It's a tricky one for me.

I love that being his "waking experience" of the day, but the whole consent thing is conflicting for me. 🤷‍♀️

You can’t be serious! Who in their right mind would be reluctant to provide consent for anything you feel inclined to do?

Going to shatter the illusion here and bring reality into play but….when I first wake up, 80% of the time I need to pee.

So, the theory works better than the practice unless extreme watersports are your gig 💦

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Yeah I usually enjoy it, depends if I'm busting for a pee! It is a nice surprise when it happens though :-)

Yup! This is the only exception. Other than that this is always a a welcome surprise.

I usually don’t enjoy it, i would actually go and pee first most of the time lol

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It's a tricky one for me.

I love that being his "waking experience" of the day, but the whole consent thing is conflicting for me. 🤷‍♀️

Gotta make sure you have consent in advance. Approval of the option, left to your discretion when to use it. Or a binding agreement perhaps? You can bind his hands above his head, and give the blowjob of his dreams?