Quote by Liz
Microwave popcorn.
I'd call Liz, I have her on speed dial. I like buttered popcorn.
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I'd call Liz, I have her on speed dial. I like buttered popcorn.
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What would you do if you came home and found your girlfriend masturbating?
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I'd call Liz, I have her on speed dial. I like buttered popcorn.
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Quote by Wilful
Get her out of there before my wife came home.
Seriously, any guy who doesn't at the very least stay and watch, or better yet, join in, is not worthy of such a gift. My God! How does anyone not make the most of that?
Exactly. I don't see how anyone would be upset or hurt about that, staged or not.
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Never mind.
Hopefully, turn it into a mutual masturbation session. I've always wanted to do that (I get off while watching her get off watching me...).
More likely, she gets embarrassed (since she officially disapproves of masturbation and, for all I know, does not do it) and we finally have a long overdue talk about our sex life or lack thereof.
More likely, she gets embarrassed (since she officially disapproves of masturbation and, for all I know, does not do it) and we finally have a long overdue talk about our sex life or lack thereof.
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I’d most likely stay and watch, perhaps even slip my own hand down there....but if i was in the other persons shoes, id most likely be shy at first but id want to climax and ask for their help.(^-~)
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Strip down to my stockings stroke me cock and then push it deep in her hot wet pussy
I can only assume this is a rhetorical question.... the answer to which is, inevitably, that after brief and sincere applause or some other gesture of approval, offer my assistance and give it or, if declined, enjoy the pleasant vista before me and tender the traditional, universal male salute that technically is identical to her actions. Needless to say, having such a lady as a companion would very much be a blessing.
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Lick my lips in anticipation of a feast.
"Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than open one's mouth and remove all doubt" - Mark Twain (or Lincoln, or Confucius, or...)
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i would have either pulled my cock out for you to suck on
or
gotten down and licked that clit until you cummed!
or
gotten down and licked that clit until you cummed!
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Hide and peep...and yes a little play for sure xx
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Quote by Liz
Microwave popcorn.
OMG Liz!!! Now that is funny, and a great idea too I'll bet!!!
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Quote by LilBiTeenXx
This happened to me recently and my guy was just more shocked than anything, so I got embarrassed and stopped. Then we just went about our evening, talk about an anti climax ... I just wondered how others would have reacted :P
LOL, a guy shocked by masturbation. Is he a monk by any chance?
Me, I would have fucked your brains out. Simples.
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Id have defiantly have preferred it is he did any of these!!!!!
Haha nope not a monk just not that into sex. So masterbation is my other option ... first time hed caught me tho. Ill be more careful next time so i get my orgasm ;P
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LOL, a guy shocked by masturbation. Is he a monk by any chance?
Me, I would have fucked your brains out. Simples.
Haha nope not a monk just not that into sex. So masterbation is my other option ... first time hed caught me tho. Ill be more careful next time so i get my orgasm ;P
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Love her for having such a vivid imagination, and try to sense what she would like me to do, even get lost for a bit. But that doesn't guarantee I'm going to get what she wants from me right!
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I would love to come home and see my wife playing on the couch or the bed. I would watch her finish and then help her climax again.
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I'd do what she wanted, as this would be pretty much why she was doing it.
Have had this happen - she was expecting me home and this was her way of ensuring that I would be "standing to attention" the moment I saw her.
Have had this happen - she was expecting me home and this was her way of ensuring that I would be "standing to attention" the moment I saw her.
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get me a drink and ask if i could watch naked of course... Site administrator
I think I would be absolutely gobsmacked since I dont have a girlfriend.
Quote by kevluvsincamaroThat's what I used to do. Several times I came home and caught my first wife masturbating on the bed or the couch, lying there with her vibe up against her clit. I sucked her nipples and stroked her hair and watched her have one of those super-strong orgasms she had with her vibe. Then I'd make myself come and ejaculate all over her big belly. It was hot
I would love to come home and see my wife playing on the couch or the bed. I would watch her finish and then help her climax again.
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Join and/or assist her 
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Help out any way I could !! That would include fingering, licking tongueing, massaging her pussy with my face etc !!! Wank as well !!
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Quote by Instinct79
Join and/or assist her
Yea buddy
Someone has to be the Villain
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join in.