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Why do guys jack off?

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I would hope not.

Why do you ask?


But does the Pope shit on bears in the woods? That is the what inquiring minds really wish to know.
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Cause it feels GREAT...
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But does the Pope shit on bears in the woods? That is the what inquiring minds really wish to know.


I would like to think not.

Next question: Do bears shit on the pope in the woods?
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My wife loves to watch...that's why...
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It feels good to play with myself and by teasing myself, I can make my climax feel even better
bill11
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Normally when they are horny, and they are unable to refocuse the energy to another party.
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I masturbate to free up my sinuses, it works. I first learned to crank my shaft long before I chewed animal crackers.
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Normally when they are horny, and they are unable to refocuse the energy to another party.


Or when their significant other is sick??


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Why do fish swim? Why do birds fly? Why do bears crap in the woods? Why do women love shoes? Why does water flow downhill?

Some of nature's mysteries really aren't so mysterious; in this case it's because it's there, and it feels good!! I'm pretty sure it's the first thing man discovered after we grew opposable thumbs; something of a minor miracle we ever advanced beyond that stage, actually.
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ur -uhm - feels good - always available - habit - more anxious than spouse - all of the above
Madripor
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It feels good, sometimes I'll do it several times if I have the chance.
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Why do dogs lick their balls. You have to be a male with all that testosterone flowing through your veins to really understand I guess
To boldly Lush where no one has Lushed before
vbbond
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I'd say for many of the same reasons women masturbate.
pondman
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Because it's a need. I don't think any males can actually stop masturbating for very long.
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Wouldn't you rather have a nice cup of tea?
Because our penises are haunted by ghosts, and this is the only exorcism we know.

Don't believe everything that you read.
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why do you breath? duh
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Quote by Cupcakemountain
Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!


Seriously? I think someone needs to check your ID. The simple answer is... go ask your mama. 26? Really?
willycum
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Because it feels good and because we get horny and need sexual relief almost every day (or more when younger).

We also jerk off more when we are alone and browse sexy websites and get aroused because when we get aroused we cant concentrate on anything else until we have jerked off and had an orgasm.
Then we feel dam good and so relaxed.

Lots of us jerk off because our wives or partners don't want sex and we do so its so easy to do it ourselves.
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Quote by Cupcakemountain
Why?
Why do guys jack off??
I mean, come on guys, i just don't get it!


i think you should ask yourself why do you MASTURBATE
bill11
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When the spirit moves me to do such
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Why not?
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Perhaps she has never had an orgasm, never masturbated, never felt the release, never...................................................................................................
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Somebody buy her a vibrator... Please.
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Quote by Milik_the_Red
I masturbate to relax. To relieve stress. To release sexual arousal when I'm not with a partner. To keep my erection from becoming annoyingly sensitive.

Because I know my body and how it responds better than most partners and am able to bring about orgasms that are generally more intense than I get with a partner. Because it makes me happy to orgasm. Because its fun. Because it feels good. Because I cannot think of one single reason not to whenever I have the time.

Why on earth would any sane person deny themselves something so intrinsically human as an orgasm? Frankly, that sounds like insanity to me.


I deny myself sometimes, just to let the need build up, so when I do come, it's 10x harder. But I know that's not what you meant. But I'm cheeky, and you can't do anything about it. :P
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Because , it's impossible to jack on .
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Quote by Just_A_Guy_You_Know
Because our penises are haunted by ghosts, and this is the only exorcism we know.


That made me laugh.

Why? It feels good. It lets you explore your fantasies. It's a beautiful thing.
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I do and my wife knows it, she says that she doesn't and I'm like, why not. Kinda of disappointing that she won't admit to it.
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It feels good, end of story
"Hey, don't knock masturbation! It's sex with someone I love." Woody Allen

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