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Awkward Moments

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Do you often encounter awkward moments during sex? Not necessarily overly obvious ones (revealing a micro-penis, gross anal surprises, guy cumming in 1 minute, etc), but simply little awkward moments with a partner you would normally feel comfortable with?

For me personally, it happens at times that I'm a bit clueless and don't know how to proceed, similar to an awkward silence in a conversation. It generally happens when changing positions and evaluating my next move ; it doesn't last long (5 sec or so), but still enough to provoke some awkwardness.

You can discuss about it or share real stories... or purely fictional ones just for laughs.
Does accidentally dousing me in ice-cold water count as an awkward moment? If so then I felt the correct response was to scream (he says 6 screams in one) and laugh hysterically. Otherwise - funny sounds, tickles, bumping teeth ... awkward moment? Response: laugh. In reality there's never really an awkward moment, just a lot of fun ones.
When my girl and I roleplay and she calls me Han Solo, when she knows I told her that I wanted to be yoda tonight.
Watching as people make fools of themselves...realizing that some people are really unstable
Not much awkward moments from people here it seems...

I assume everybody here goes through changing positions, rimming, anal, facesitting, cum spurting, in perfect synchronicity without even an hint of awkwardness or miscommunication?
unexspected message from a family member
A recent one comes to mind although it was much more awkward for the 3rd party than for either my girlfriend or I, both of us laughing after the initial shock wore off. We were starting to have fun in bed at her house one night and she said "I might have to get up when ______ (her 14yr old son) comes home from work, he'll want a good night hug". Being a teen boy he always makes a noisy, heavy-footed entrance to the house so we had no concerns about hearing him come home. Of course you can see where this is going can't you? I'm not sure who was more shocked when, without warning, we heard a knock on her bedroom door then a nanosecond later her unsuspecting son opened the door to see what no son wants to see. I fully expect that will go on his "One Time Mistake" list. She and I had a good laugh at it, both agreeing that it likely happens to every parent at some point and that of our repertoire he saw the least shocking possibility. We're installing locks on all the bedroom doors this weekend.
I used to have a live-in girlfriend who I used to bump heads with all the time... during sex, with the lights off.

I mean it seemingly happened at least once every 4 or 5 months...and it would be memorable. We were together almost five years and I'd wager we almost knocked each other out... a dozen times.

She liked it rough and...so do I.

First couple times it was embarrassing & awkward...then it got to be expected!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
I had a girlfriend years ago who was a little kinky. One thing liked on me were my big toes. She would suck on them then eventually she got around to fucking them. She would be squatting don on one of them while I was on my back. I would raise my head and look at her in amused disbelief. She thought that was hilarious!
I've had two awkward moments one was with an older guy and his toupee moved when I ran my fingers through his hair. The second when I had my first threesome but I couldn't get into it. Both times I left, although in the first case it was a lot quicker.VdkdhgTSVzammE0O