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How BIG is your cock for guys and how BIG are your tits for women?

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I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.

What am I?


a mf'in shotgun, baby!


heheh, that's a big shotgun. Prolly weighs 35 pounds.

Nope.

When I bite ya, you go limp.


A rattlesnake?
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That would be my guessss too!
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I'm 30 inches long, 4 inches thick. I've a noisy end and a bad attitude at the other.

What am I?


a mf'in shotgun, baby!


heheh, that's a big shotgun. Prolly weighs 35 pounds.

Nope.

When I bite ya, you go limp.


A rattlesnake?




The first thought that comes to my mind on Jeffs question is do we really wanna know? LMAO the answer could be scary lol
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Give that girl a cigar.
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I had a good feeling about the rattlesnake- funny, because I'm usually partial to Pythons.
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I had a good feeling about the rattlesnake- funny, because I'm usually partial to Pythons.


The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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:3 8 and a half inches.
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how BIG is your tits for women?


You mean how big ARE they?

They aren't.
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I have size 34 C boobies.
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Well, having a cock that I needed a microscope to see, you know in the 7 millimeter range and about as thick as a human hair I just had to get an implant. I got the deluxe model. The length of my new cock can be adjusted anywhere between 4 and 13 inches depending on the application. The thickness is easy to adjust and it also will vibrate on demand, although it makes a hell of a lot of noise in vibrate mode, kind of ruins the mood for some women. There is also an optional CPU and internal storage, where you preset you cock for different women, you know just like a radio. It is all voice activated too so you just say her name and the cock will adjust itself. Of course calling her by the wrong name in the heat of passion can cause serious issues when size matters.
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Well, having a cock that I needed a microscope to see, you know in the 7 millimeter range and about as thick as a human hair I just had to get an implant. I got the deluxe model. The length of my new cock can be adjusted anywhere between 4 and 13 inches depending on the application. The thickness is easy to adjust and it also will vibrate on demand, although it makes a hell of a lot of noise in vibrate mode, kind of ruins the mood for some women. There is also an optional CPU and internal storage, where you preset you cock for different women, you know just like a radio. It is all voice activated too so you just say her name and the cock will adjust itself. Of course calling her by the wrong name in the heat of passion can cause serious issues when size matters.



OH MY GOD KYLE!!!!! You are to damn funny Bro
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Well, having a cock that I needed a microscope to see, you know in the 7 millimeter range and about as thick as a human hair I just had to get an implant. I got the deluxe model. The length of my new cock can be adjusted anywhere between 4 and 13 inches depending on the application. The thickness is easy to adjust and it also will vibrate on demand, although it makes a hell of a lot of noise in vibrate mode, kind of ruins the mood for some women. There is also an optional CPU and internal storage, where you preset you cock for different women, you know just like a radio. It is all voice activated too so you just say her name and the cock will adjust itself. Of course calling her by the wrong name in the heat of passion can cause serious issues when size matters.


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I started talking about cock and tits when I was 9 years old.. 53 years later.. I'm still talking about cock and tits.. that's gotta be some kinda record....
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I'll be honest. It's not that big... about 5 inches or so when erect...
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Mine is a full 9 incher with a girth of some 3.4
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34/B WITH LONG PIERCED NIPPLES
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I was blessed and on the curve, I'm above average, so I thought I would come here and brag. But then I read about 30"!!! And robo-cocks... Now I feel far too inadequate to share.

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I don’t know now when I was young I worked out the length of my dick in inches and in my pride it was 8in hard. Now at 69 I look at the wrinkles not the length.QRc4dfJak46uBTjm
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I don’t know now when I was young I worked out the length of my dick in inches and in my pride it was 8in hard. Now at 69 I look at the wrinkles not the length.IJa17RPH6sCSz7ih


You need to iron out that birthday suit
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I don’t know now when I was young I worked out the length of my dick in inches and in my pride it was 8in hard. Now at 69 I look at the wrinkles not the length.yx1ohvBgtGUMLzBi


You need to iron out that birthday suit




Bad girl Honey LMAO
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My penis wraps around my leg a couple times. It's rather heavy. I have a butler who helps me carry it around. And too more guys who help me carry my breasts, which reach to my knees.
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My penis wraps around my leg a couple times. It's rather heavy. I have a butler who helps me carry it around. And too more guys who help me carry my breasts, which reach to my knees.


Haha, this made me chuckle. Just my thoughts. I use these to contain my snake. Maybe an idea for you?

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Been a long time since I checked but like 6.75 inches long and 3-4 inches thick. I'm not a shower Ima grower ha ha.
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Small boobies! Learn to love them!
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All I can say is...WOW! My dick is just over 6 inches long and on the thicker side. I can't believe how many guys have avoided answering this question (honestly) and turned this thread into a "let's make a joke about it because I am not measuring up to the pornstars I watch online." 90% of guys in the world are between 6 -6 & 1/2 inches. So sexybitch1, I hope this helps.
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All I can say is...WOW! My dick is just over 6 inches long and on the thicker side. I can't believe how many guys have avoided answering this question (honestly) and turned this thread into a "let's make a joke about it because I am not measuring up to the pornstars I watch online." 90% of guys in the world are between 6 -6 & 1/2 inches. So sexybitch1, I hope this helps.



Cause to be honest as far as I am concerned it's nobody's damn business but mine or my lovers.
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i am 9.6 inches long and 3.1 inches thick



Sure ;)


I have a size C cup.
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My cock is 10"