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Toilet Etiquette
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This thread is prejudiced as there is no acknowledgement of corn cob users whatsoever. Shame on you all!
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Pfft... youth ~
You are all obviously rookies.
Anyone over the age of 39 knows that for the best hygiene, one is supposed to defecate during the morning shower...and stomp any particulate matter that won't dissolve in the scalding, high pressure shower spray - down the drain with your heel.
Never with the ball of your foot. The heel!
I am almost embarrassed that I must keep educating such a sizable chunk of the Lush population about matters such as this.
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What I really want to know is what you ladies do about those annoyingly persistent Tiny.Cotton.Balls...
You are all obviously rookies.
Anyone over the age of 39 knows that for the best hygiene, one is supposed to defecate during the morning shower...and stomp any particulate matter that won't dissolve in the scalding, high pressure shower spray - down the drain with your heel.
Never with the ball of your foot. The heel!
I am almost embarrassed that I must keep educating such a sizable chunk of the Lush population about matters such as this.
Anyone who wishes to thank me for this and all future insights may donate a year long Gold subscription to a friend of your choosing.
What I really want to know is what you ladies do about those annoyingly persistent Tiny.Cotton.Balls...
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A Simple question, when you have finished at the loo, do you fold or scrunch the toilet paper?
I usually hide it.
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Advanced Wordsmith
fold it..... But my big bitch is why cant she put the seat back up when she is done
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Quote by hornyforUnow
fold it..... But my big bitch is why cant she put the seat back up when she is done
You can’t truly call yourself peaceful unless you are capable of violence. If you’re not capable of violence, you’re not peaceful. You’re harmless.
Advanced Wordsmith
thats awesome
Cocolicious
I don't know why I'm laughing at this thread, this is some funny shit! HAHA
Always! I always use a cleansing wipe. I carry them with me wherever I go.
I've been known to do this and I am not ashamed of this fact. If you don't like it, too damn bad, have the paper handy.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
I don't have a method. I just throw the toilet paper roll on - whether it's over or under is totally up to chance. I'm always surprised that people care one way or another (well, I guess the cat thing is a legit reason).
I'm also a hyper-meticulous - probably a triple or quad wiper. Often I'll finish with a cleansing hygiene wipe too for that sparkling fresh feel.
Always! I always use a cleansing wipe. I carry them with me wherever I go.
Quote by Dancing_Doll
My major pet peeve (way more than toilet seats left up) are men who don't replace toilet paper on the roll. I HATE this. Even worse when I don't live there and have to go searching under the sink or asking for toilet paper because it's gone. Keep it up for the guests in your bathrooms, boys... Don't make me use your bathtowel.
I've been known to do this and I am not ashamed of this fact. If you don't like it, too damn bad, have the paper handy.
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Quote by sprite
anyone who says otherwise is not only wrong, but they're aliens (and probably don't own cats).
Active Ink Slinger
Okay, just realized I spelled toilet as toilette - ugh! I guess the French girl in me needed to make her mark 
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Quote by WellMadeMale
Pfft... youth ~
You are all obviously rookies.
Anyone over the age of 39 knows that for the best hygiene, one is supposed to defecate during the morning shower...and stomp any particulate matter that won't dissolve in the scalding, high pressure shower spray - down the drain with your heel.
Never with the ball of your foot. The heel!
I am almost embarrassed that I must keep educating such a sizable chunk of the Lush population about matters such as this.
Anyone who wishes to thank me for this and all future insights may donate a year long Gold subscription to a friend of your choosing.
What I really want to know is what you ladies do about those annoyingly persistent Tiny.Cotton.Balls...
WMM, you are such a hillbilly, ROFL.
As a scientist I would usually propose a double blind experiment to find out whether folding or scrunching works better but I am not touching this with a 10 foot pole.
Detention Seeker
Quote by BelleduJour
Okay, just realized I spelled toilet as toilette - ugh! I guess the French girl in me needed to make her mark
The idea of toilet paper is surely to make sure your clean and not leave marks?
Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
I'm a free spirit ... scrunch / fold when the mood takes me.
Though, I am with Sprite on the anal-aspect of the roll flows from the top, not the bottom (cats!!)
I just WISH some people would have some type of toilet etiquette and FLUSH after use, for god sakes!!
Though, I am with Sprite on the anal-aspect of the roll flows from the top, not the bottom (cats!!)
I just WISH some people would have some type of toilet etiquette and FLUSH after use, for god sakes!!
I fold for the first wipe and scrunch for the second. The toilet paper has to be over, not under and the toilet seat must be put down after every use. The toilet seat issue is just one of those things you don't argue with a woman over. It's a potential relationship killer! Men, just out the damned seat down.
This also seems like a good place for me to have my hand washing rant. It pisses me off when I see folks washing their hands improperly. You see, a lot of people put the soap in their hands and then wet them, thereby washing the soap away and not getting a proper lather. What should be done is the hands wet first, then soap applied, lathered and then rinsed thoroughly. The hand washing doesn't stop there though. Some folk just take a small swipe at the towel and then wipe the rest on their jeans. Make sure you also dry properly, getting right into all the wee nooks and crannies. Getting this correct is of utmost importance. Though, if you've got no bog roll, it's fine to forgo the washing and drying until you get a clean towel in there: You never know who's been wiping what on that damned towel.
Stay clean y'all.
This also seems like a good place for me to have my hand washing rant. It pisses me off when I see folks washing their hands improperly. You see, a lot of people put the soap in their hands and then wet them, thereby washing the soap away and not getting a proper lather. What should be done is the hands wet first, then soap applied, lathered and then rinsed thoroughly. The hand washing doesn't stop there though. Some folk just take a small swipe at the towel and then wipe the rest on their jeans. Make sure you also dry properly, getting right into all the wee nooks and crannies. Getting this correct is of utmost importance. Though, if you've got no bog roll, it's fine to forgo the washing and drying until you get a clean towel in there: You never know who's been wiping what on that damned towel.
Stay clean y'all.
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What about those mucky girls who wipe their asses by reaching through their legs rather than reaching around the back?
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What about those mucky girls who wipe their asses by reaching through their legs rather than reaching around the back?
Only bloody YOU would know this! hahahaha
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Only bloody YOU would know this! hahahaha
I was going to ask him, what about the mucky lads who don't wipe at all, but just turn their pants inside out the next day?
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I was going to ask him, what about the mucky lads who don't wipe at all, but just turn their pants inside out the next day?
haha yeah i was silently avoiding that one
any woman who've done laundry, with men in a household, has had to wonder about this fucking messed up phenomenon.
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I am more of a wrapper. I just wrap it around my hand a few times. But I still use way too much TP. Better to use too much than too little, right? I am very anal (no pun intended) when it comes to hygiene.
And as far as OVER or UNDER, totally by chance
And as far as OVER or UNDER, totally by chance
Cheeky Chick
Quote by sprite
when you come home to an entire roll of TP that's torn up and strewn from the bathroom to the kitchen, you'll get it.
I use to own cats, never had the issue, but it reminds me that the window in my bathroom gets the best "breeze" and I have this issue if I don't put something on my TP. lol
Advanced Wordsmith
I saw this thread earlier today. I just took a dump and took note that I first fold it and then scrunch it. 
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I saw this thread earlier today. I just took a dump and took note that I first fold it and then scrunch it.
Thanks for the update. TMI
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Whilst marrooned in the Libyan desert as a member of the RAF the boredom was so intense that we would have conversations encompassing every subject possible. This thread is reminiscent of those days which to be honest I would rather forget as for years afterwards I would have nightmares that I had returned to a view of a flat horizon with nothing in between in any direction you looked. However it also reminds me of a story about a middle eastern singer of note who wanted to extend her career in the west but found it too disturbing whilst singing to western audiences as she thought of them all using (in her opinion) the disgusting procedure of using toilet paper.
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Those who write on toilet walls
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.
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I scrunch or fold. You can be like Miranda Sings who shows you how to use Toilet Paper.
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This takes toilet humour to a new dimension. But I don't think I want to go there.
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I first read this on a shithouse wall in the train station in Spokane, Wa in 1952
Quote by popyourcherry
Those who write on toilet walls
roll their shit in little balls.
Those who read these words of wit
eat those little balls of shit.
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