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What have you learned from porn?

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naughtyannie
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Verena
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I learned that sex comes free with home delivery Pizza orders
Hotrod927
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Learned to like creampie
Melissa999
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Nothing worth knowing.
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Andy37
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Not a fan of porn, but what I have watched is so fake, it is not a turn on at all.
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That it can become extremely addictive, fuck your brain and badly affect a relationship.
twooldtwocare
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To be wary of what I learn from it, as it isn't reality.
Unknown User
That baseball bats don't really fit that well at all
SarahFun
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I really don't watch very much porn, partly because it is not my thing and partly because there is too much faking going on. However, once in a while it is interesting to see how other girls masturbate -- there's always something that can be learned about self-pleasuring. In addition, it is seldom faked
Guest
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The first hardcore I saw had a guy blowing himself. I didn't know that is possible.
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I learned it starts with a bj, then eating pussy, missionary, doggy, then come in her mouth. pretty much the story for any movie.
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Nothing.

But, I sometimes do watch it for a laugh.
Their groans and moans make me laigh.

And at times, I'll use their noise for music I am creating.
CarltonStJames
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NicolasBelvoir
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Can't think of anything I've learnt from porn. Except that most commercial porn is unrealistic, acted and fake.

Quote by CarltonStJames
There's no shame in being as vocal as I want when I ejaculate.


I find this comment surprising. I usually make quite a lot of noise. One of the most ridiculous things about most porn is that the man is almost completely silent, while the woman is constantly (fake) moaning, screaming, and shouting a standard script. I suppose the directors think that this is what men want to hear.

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watched it once and had a good laugh. I agree with nicolasbelvoir, Learning more about what I want here on lush
JamesMerton1960
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That it gives you a completey unrealistic expectation of how quickly a plumber or a pizza will turn up.
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It can be used as a sleep aid.
Holeshot
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I really don’t like fake tits.
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That women have to please a lot and they don't get pleased back.
Twisted_Skald
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Quote by 00hyeah
That women have to please a lot and they don't get pleased back.


Now you sound like a top dealing with a very lazy bedroom princess.

Groans. Gods they're trying.

Oh Iearned that some women can go from sitting on a bench minding their own business to being on their back with their legs in the air and no undies within 30 seconds of a well hung stud or bossy woman telling them to.

That you can make a woman cum with 3 minutes of licking her and a man can last a whole bank holiday getting his cock sucked and pounding a woman's holes. Then only cum once ,on cue ,right at the end.

Where do they find these people?
I've never known a man last an hour never mind that long.
Some of them came before the Dominos guy brought dinner.
30 minutes was too much for 'em.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

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kistinspencil
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I'd be lousy at it and the Girls Out West are yummy. I fast-forward the men.
Twisted_Skald
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Quote by kistinspencil
I'd be lousy at it and the Girls Out West are yummy. I fast-forward the men.


That's because you didn't have the right playmates let's get the girls together, lock the doors and ravage each other.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
WHAT?????? It's PORN????? I though it was as series of documentaries......
InThisMoment
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That Wendy who lives at No.23 has a blue sofa and matching drapes ?
Twisted_Skald
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Quote by lynnwitt
WHAT?????? It's PORN????? I though it was as series of documentaries......



I've got a cam corder, call your girl and let's make our own documentary.

Whatever was posted is always meant in love and respect never to offend.
I'm also highly likely to have posted this from a phone so there may be typos or odd word changes, auto correct can be a pain.

I've been listening to my kinky pencil here's my current work
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
Quote by Twisted_Skald

I've got a cam corder, call your girl and let's make our own documentary.

I'm all for that, Ms Producer. One thing about it, there's not often much time applied to writing a script....
Unknown User
I've learned that most of the people who make formal porn don't have an imagination like mine.
lynnwitt
Quantum Tease
That most women in amateur porn have pimples on their butts.
Charlotte_
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Quote by lynnwitt
That most women in amateur porn have pimples on their butts.

I think that’s most women who aren’t airbrushed to pimple freedom.

That all of the hottest women wear heavy makeup and high heels to bed.
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