Like the book - utter rubbish! Best part is Ellie Goulding's song 'Love Me Like You Do'.
Also like the book- it will make millions and make E L James even richer.
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I have watched it already.
I read the books in three days and enjoyed them very much. There's not good writing in them and I think they have lots of wrong ideas, but god, it was so fucking fun.
So I knew that I was going to watch the movie. I enjoyed it, but not as much as the books. It's better done than I expected, actually.
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Totally agree with Marta. The books will never be considered classic literature and the cast will not be winning Oscars for their acting, but if you allow your mind to excuse all that, both the movie and books can be quite erotic. I did like the books more than the movie, I found it was more erotic to interpret the scenes in my mind than be spoon fed, but who dislikes the sight of a woman having an orgasm, even if it is just acting?
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If you think I am sitting in a cinema with you listening to you crunch popcorn in my ear and slurp pepsi whilst watching some crap film you can think again.
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Silly man, I don't like popcorn. You can buy me a hotdog and some pic n mix instead but I insist on the pepsi.
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Hey baby ... now we are talking .. I soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo have a hotdog for you ..... Mmmmmmm ... as for pick n mix .. grow up!!
You so let yourself in for that KK .. *laughs*
lol reminds me of T's post some while ago when she talked about hotdogs .. I ridiculed that too!
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Herpes simplex is endemic, of course they would, and so would virtually all other objects similarly tested in a public place. That is like saying you can culture E. coli in your kitchen... you always will be able to. It means nothing.
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Next you'll be telling me I can't get pregnant from sitting on a theater seat with some guy's semen on it either!
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Well, I've given this a bit of thought...
TECHNICALLY, if a GUY cummed on a Cinema Theatre seat... It's POSSIBLE!!!
BUT FUCK OFF! Because FOR A START you'd have to be pantie-less... And then in order to get the juice ANYWHERE NEAR where it makes its COMMUNION at some point you'd have to GRIND AND WORK that seat... (And train your pussy to SUCK...) By which time, LET'S BE HONEST, somebody would have called The Cops!!! And you'd be in BELLEVUE!!!
I watched '50 Shades Of Grey'. I left halfway through. It was shit. (The actors were quite good tho'...) Hated the fucking book too... (Badly Written...) She wrote THREE of them??? (Jesus!!!) I'll bet you a MILLION DOLLARS there will not be a '50 Shades II'... Wanna know WHY???
This movie WILL make money... (Not a LOT but enough...) But it's NOT ART... It's MARKETING... ("Whack it out on Valentine's Day and every bitch in the world who pretends her sex-life is BLISSFUL with TREVOR will go see it with her mates...)
But it only works ONCE...
Because when SUSAN goes back home after ENJOYING the film, and looks at TREVOR fast asleep in bed... She KNOWS she's been sold a LIE...
'50 Shades Of Grey' the movie is NOT the first time a woman has been LIED TOO... (It might be the first time SHE had to pay $22 for that experience...)
Do you know how many sexually active MEN want to go see '50 Shades Of Grey'???
None of them. (Unless they are DRAGGED there by uncontented wives...)
xx SF
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I read Salman Rushdie's response: "It makes Twilight look like War and Peace". Didn't read the books. Don't plan to see the movies.
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Next you'll be telling me I can't get pregnant from sitting on a theater seat with some guy's semen on it either!
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Only possible if you haven't got your knickers on, are already wet, and the deposit is still hot. Probably need to orgasm to suck it up. Even then the best odds are 25 to one against if you can get motile sperm into the cervical canal. Undoubtedly you are both hyper-fertile and very dextrous with your digits!!.