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Will you watch fifty shades of grey?

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Like the book - utter rubbish! Best part is Ellie Goulding's song 'Love Me Like You Do'.

Also like the book- it will make millions and make E L James even richer.
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I want to see it just so I can talk about how it does or does not compare to the books. So I will wait until I can see it in the privacy of my home.
I read the first book to see what all the fuss was about. "Holy shit," I murmur. I haven't bothered to start the second in the years since.

But I have to say, I'm kind of a little curious to see how the movie turned out. I might have a cheeky look at it when it comes out on DVD.
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I have watched it already.

I read the books in three days and enjoyed them very much. There's not good writing in them and I think they have lots of wrong ideas, but god, it was so fucking fun.

So I knew that I was going to watch the movie. I enjoyed it, but not as much as the books. It's better done than I expected, actually.


Totally agree with Marta. The books will never be considered classic literature and the cast will not be winning Oscars for their acting, but if you allow your mind to excuse all that, both the movie and books can be quite erotic. I did like the books more than the movie, I found it was more erotic to interpret the scenes in my mind than be spoon fed, but who dislikes the sight of a woman having an orgasm, even if it is just acting?
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Totally agree with Marta. The books will never be considered classic literature and the cast will not be winning Oscars for their acting, but if you allow your mind to excuse all that, both the movie and books can be quite erotic. I did like the books more than the movie, I found it was more erotic to interpret the scenes in my mind than be spoon fed, but who dislikes the sight of a woman having an orgasm, even if it is just acting?


That's all true. But, actually, when I say it's a lot of fun what I mean is that it makes me laugh a lot. All Anastasia's blushes and flushes, the cheesy lines and so on. It makes me smile, giggle, laugh out loud. smile
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If you think I am sitting in a cinema with you listening to you crunch popcorn in my ear and slurp pepsi whilst watching some crap film you can think again.


Silly man, I don't like popcorn. You can buy me a hotdog and some pic n mix instead but I insist on the pepsi.
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Herpes simplex is endemic, of course they would, and so would virtually all other objects similarly tested in a public place. That is like saying you can culture E. coli in your kitchen... you always will be able to. It means nothing.

Read the book... not impressed by the literary standards or the content. E.L. James has researched her material... no way has she ever experienced it like it is.

The books are vanilla with a touch of food colouring. The film has to be even blander to get an airing.

Many years ago I went to see "Personal Services"... the true story of a lady (Cynthia Paine) who ran a brothel in South London. That was witty and somewhat erotic. This isn't by all accounts.
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Silly man, I don't like popcorn. You can buy me a hotdog and some pic n mix instead but I insist on the pepsi.


Hey baby ... now we are talking .. I soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo have a hotdog for you ..... Mmmmmmm ... as for pick n mix .. grow up!!

You so let yourself in for that KK .. *laughs*

lol reminds me of T's post some while ago when she talked about hotdogs .. I ridiculed that too!
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Hey baby ... now we are talking .. I soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo have a hotdog for you ..... Mmmmmmm ... as for pick n mix .. grow up!!

You so let yourself in for that KK .. *laughs*

lol reminds me of T's post some while ago when she talked about hotdogs .. I ridiculed that too!


Well that's because she said she can eat a hotdog in an outrageously short amount of time, I like to savour mine
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Probably not. One of my daughters saw it on and said it was one of the worst movies she ever saw. I have a girl friend who said the same thing. Guess it didn't live up to the hype!
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Herpes simplex is endemic, of course they would, and so would virtually all other objects similarly tested in a public place. That is like saying you can culture E. coli in your kitchen... you always will be able to. It means nothing.


Next you'll be telling me I can't get pregnant from sitting on a theater seat with some guy's semen on it either!
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Well that's because she said she can eat a hotdog in an outrageously short amount of time, I like to savour mine


Thats just rude and suggestive .. I am not replying to that!
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Next you'll be telling me I can't get pregnant from sitting on a theater seat with some guy's semen on it either!


Well, I've given this a bit of thought...

TECHNICALLY, if a GUY cummed on a Cinema Theatre seat... It's POSSIBLE!!!

BUT FUCK OFF! Because FOR A START you'd have to be pantie-less... And then in order to get the juice ANYWHERE NEAR where it makes its COMMUNION at some point you'd have to GRIND AND WORK that seat... (And train your pussy to SUCK...) By which time, LET'S BE HONEST, somebody would have called The Cops!!! And you'd be in BELLEVUE!!!

I watched '50 Shades Of Grey'. I left halfway through. It was shit. (The actors were quite good tho'...) Hated the fucking book too... (Badly Written...) She wrote THREE of them??? (Jesus!!!) I'll bet you a MILLION DOLLARS there will not be a '50 Shades II'... Wanna know WHY???

This movie WILL make money... (Not a LOT but enough...) But it's NOT ART... It's MARKETING... ("Whack it out on Valentine's Day and every bitch in the world who pretends her sex-life is BLISSFUL with TREVOR will go see it with her mates...)

But it only works ONCE...

Because when SUSAN goes back home after ENJOYING the film, and looks at TREVOR fast asleep in bed... She KNOWS she's been sold a LIE...

'50 Shades Of Grey' the movie is NOT the first time a woman has been LIED TOO... (It might be the first time SHE had to pay $22 for that experience...)


Do you know how many sexually active MEN want to go see '50 Shades Of Grey'???

None of them. (Unless they are DRAGGED there by uncontented wives...)


xx SF
I might watch it when it gets to DVD.....But I'm not really interested.

The books were written very badly. I don't see what all the fuss is about.

The actors who were chosen to play the parts really were not what I imagined.

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Well, I've given this a bit of thought...

TECHNICALLY, if a GUY cummed on a Cinema Theatre seat... It's POSSIBLE!!!

BUT FUCK OFF! Because FOR A START you'd have to be pantie-less... And then in order to get the juice ANYWHERE NEAR where it makes its COMMUNION at some point you'd have to GRIND AND WORK that seat... (And train your pussy to SUCK...) By which time, LET'S BE HONEST, somebody would have called The Cops!!! And you'd be in BELLEVUE!!!

I watched '50 Shades Of Grey'. I left halfway through. It was shit. (The actors were quite good tho'...) Hated the fucking book too... (Badly Written...) She wrote THREE of them??? (Jesus!!!) I'll bet you a MILLION DOLLARS there will not be a '50 Shades II'... Wanna know WHY???

This movie WILL make money... (Not a LOT but enough...) But it's NOT ART... It's MARKETING... ("Whack it out on Valentine's Day and every bitch in the world who pretends her sex-life is BLISSFUL with TREVOR will go see it with her mates...)

But it only works ONCE...

Because when SUSAN goes back home after ENJOYING the film, and looks at TREVOR fast asleep in bed... She KNOWS she's been sold a LIE...

'50 Shades Of Grey' the movie is NOT the first time a woman has been LIED TOO... (It might be the first time SHE had to pay $22 for that experience...)


Do you know how many sexually active MEN want to go see '50 Shades Of Grey'???

None of them. (Unless they are DRAGGED there by uncontented wives...)


xx SF



50 shades of masturbating on a theater seat...you make it sound so appealing!
I read Salman Rushdie's response: "It makes Twilight look like War and Peace". Didn't read the books. Don't plan to see the movies.
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I read Salman Rushdie's response: "It makes Twilight look like War and Peace". Didn't read the books. Don't plan to see the movies.


My MAIN issue with '50 Shades' is that it's NOT ANY GOOD!!!

We are the most LITERATE erotica enthusiasts IN THE WORLD... (The LUSH Mob...) So WE KNOW PRODUCT!!!

It's JUST NOT VERY GOOD!

(It would NEVER get an RR here!!!)

"But it sold MILLIONS..."

So did THE NAZIS...

xx SF
that would be a big phat "NO"........
I don't think its success it's because of the sex. I think it's because of the cheesy fairy-tale "love story". It's all stupid and not well written, but it's good for a laugh.
Umm just wish me well people. I have to in the interest of being a very good daughter in law accompany my mother in law to see this who is very "middle England very WI" Oh god!
Probably not.
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Next you'll be telling me I can't get pregnant from sitting on a theater seat with some guy's semen on it either!


Only possible if you haven't got your knickers on, are already wet, and the deposit is still hot. Probably need to orgasm to suck it up. Even then the best odds are 25 to one against if you can get motile sperm into the cervical canal. Undoubtedly you are both hyper-fertile and very dextrous with your digits!!.
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Only possible if you haven't got your knickers on, are already wet, and the deposit is still hot. Probably need to orgasm to suck it up. Even then the best odds are 25 to one against if you can get motile sperm into the cervical canal. Undoubtedly you are both hyper-fertile and very dextrous with your digits!!.


This explains a lot
No, not interested
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I went to watch he 50 Shades movie on saturday…yes Valentines Day. First the movies were packed, I think everyone had the same idea. The movie its self wasnt to bad, havent never read the book, I didnt know what i was in for. The acting was good and the sex scenes were done very tastefully, I didnt like the end of the movie, but I prob will go watch the next 2 that have too come out.
Did you hear the one about the HSBC banker that went to see this movie at the weekend?

He decided to visit a local woman who provided BDSM services. She strapped him to the St Andrews Cross and as she picked the riding crop up she asked him what his safe word was.

"Switzerland," he replied.
“When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us.”
Emphatically, NO.
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