You Can't Fuck Shit If You Can't Fuck Mish

8 May 2020

"You can't fuck shit if you can't fuck mish!" That, at least, is the motto of Professor Emma J. Cuntslicker of the Royal Academy of Fucking, in the next chapter - hopefully soon to be posted - of my story series Alison Goes to London In her words: "If you can’t pleasure your partner when fucking mish, then none of you will never be able to do it when fucking doggy, or eating cunt, or fisting asshole – or anything."

Question is: Is she right?
Girls - when your guy climbs on top and pokes, does he really know how to make you feel good?
And guys - when you climb on top, does your sweetheart just lie there and let you do all the work?
Both guys and girls - in our eagerness to spice things up, are we forgetting how amazing a good mish fuck can be? Or is it overrated?
I'd love to know what people think!

P.S. If you haven't yet read my story, I can't post a link, but search for "A Sexy Talking Asshole on the Whiteshit Express" and you'll find it...

Grusha

GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)

8 May 2020

Having him up close, looking hot and primal, leaving me hands-free and whispering some utter filth - I take missionary anytime.

8 May 2020

I love Missionary because that's the closest skin to skin contact while in deep stare.
Wrapping myself around him and inviting him fully in.
And those kisses, those damn kisses.

9 May 2020

Mish is my second fav position. Watching the face looking into his eyes seeing him cum and his cum face priceless

9 May 2020

Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS

I love Missionary because that's the closest skin to skin contact while in deep stare.
Wrapping myself around him and inviting him fully in.
And those kisses, those damn kisses.

Pretty much this. While I find cowgirl highly erotic due to the view and access to her body it provides, missionary is definitely the more intimate position. Feels good, too. Love the feel of skin-on-skin and you don't really get that in many other popular positions.

9 May 2020

Quote by Barb65
Mish is my second fav position. Watching the face looking into his eyes seeing him cum and his cum face priceless

I agree, cum face is priceless!

9 May 2020

Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS

I love Missionary because that's the closest skin to skin contact while in deep stare.
Wrapping myself around him and inviting him fully in.
And those kisses, those damn kisses.

this is actually, kind of beautiful. smile

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10 May 2020

Quote by IMPÜRETHOUGHTS

I love Missionary because that's the closest skin to skin contact while in deep stare.
Wrapping myself around him and inviting him fully in.
And those kisses, those damn kisses.

I wonder... Is it possible to genuinely "make love" (as opposed to fuck) in any other position apart from missionary (or its reverse)? As you say, it's "those kisses, those damn kisses"... What do people think?

GrushaVashnadze's best stories:

Alison Goes to London (RR) - "love this... fun, and funny, and sexy" (sprite)

The Cursed Cunt (RR) - "holyyyyy sheeeiiit.... Your writing is fucking fantastic" (CarltonStJames)

A Worthless Filthy Fucking Smoking Trash Cunt Whore (RR) - "Brilliantly done. Of course." (naughtyannie)

Snow White and the Seven Dildos (RR) - "Fuck. It's perfect.... honestly genius and so fucking well executed." (VioletVixen)

Metamorphoses (RR) - "so imaginative and entertaining" (saucymh)

And There Came Two Angels to Sodom - "What a deliciously worded story! So juicy, so raunchy" (el_henke)

Fuck-Talk (with VioletVixen) - "Jeez. I feel rendered wordless by how much clever fucking fun this is" (Jaymal)

10 May 2020

Quote by GrushaVashnadze

I wonder... Is it possible to genuinely "make love" (as opposed to fuck) in any other position apart from missionary (or its reverse)? As you say, it's "those kisses, those damn kisses"... What do people think?

There's a few other positions that can handle face to face. Her sitting on his lap comes to mind. But that requires a bit more strength and stamina than mish. Doggie and similar are good for hot sex, but you're not really going to get that connection or those kisses. I would argue that "making love" is probably possible in other positions, but missionary is certainly one of the simplest for it.

10 May 2020

I love guys on top of me, but most guys are so much taller than me, I can actually see their fuck-face better when I'm riding them cowgirl. But yeah... those kisses are wonderful! :-)

11 May 2020

Quote by GrushaVashnadze

I wonder... Is it possible to genuinely "make love" (as opposed to fuck) in any other position apart from missionary (or its reverse)? As you say, it's "those kisses, those damn kisses"... What do people think?

Lotus position comes to mind.

22 May 2020

My wife likes to ride my cock while talking dirty, I always cum quickly when this happens and as punishment for cumming to quickly she sits on my face and gets me to clean her up.