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The coolest guy in the world
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now there is a guy who has never been laid in his life.. just no time.... I once balanced a stapler on my forehead...
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-love the sound track -thanks : )
Torture the data long enough and they will confess to anything.
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Amazingly, we did not see him beat off or give a blow job.
Or is that in the other video of his talents?
Or is that in the other video of his talents?
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Quote by chefkathleenQuote by BigRod
now there is a guy who has never been laid in his life.. just no time.... I once balanced a stapler on my forehead...
I carried a cup of coffee once without spilling it.1jVtVb6mqBVW9rN4 No. Really. I did. The picture/proof was burnt in a fire though.
I'm not buying the coffee story chef... it was more likely a draft beer or pitcher of margaritas...
You really need to stop peeking my my windows Rod. 
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now there is a guy who has never been laid in his life..
Impossible.
The trick he did with the plastic lid alone must get him tons of ass. At one point the guy skipped on water too. That's impressive...
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Quote by Magical_felixQuote by BigRod
now there is a guy who has never been laid in his life..
Impossible.
The trick he did with the plastic lid alone must get him tons of ass. At one point the guy skipped on water too. That's impressive...
I had a friend who could take the cherry from a girls drink.. eat it.. and tie the stem in a knot with his tongue.. he got laid less than I did.. flipping a plastic lid off a wall and skipping off water will just get your ass beat up in most places...
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Yet more evidence that the matrix movie was real!
"I know Parkour........ and juggling..... oh and safety conscious skateboarding."
"And YoYo!!!!!"
This is how its done without plastic lids.
"I know Parkour........ and juggling..... oh and safety conscious skateboarding."
"And YoYo!!!!!"
This is how its done without plastic lids.
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now THESE two guys definitely get laid.. I know whenever I do that stuff.. I always do...
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I got laid last night cause I did everything exactly the same way they did... It's pretty amazing how well that shit works.....
Go check out my new story - How Did This Happen? - John's Story
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I've known a lot of people that do that. Cool bar trick but, it never got them laid.
Yes it did...
Algol
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The somersaults on the treadmill were priceless. I'm sure that's a sure-fire way to impress women at the gym.
"I can resist everything except temptation." - Oscar Wilde
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The somersaults on the treadmill were priceless. I'm sure that's a sure-fire way to impress women at the gym.
You know it might be a good way to meet women. I'd laugh at him and that would be his opening to stand up and intoduce himself. I love it when a guy can make me laugh.