She fell in love

She fell in love with a tailor and got stitched up

She fell in love with a brickie and often got layed

She fell in love with a dog and lived happily ever after

She fell in love with a drainer and often got rodded

She fell in love with a chess Grand Master who could mate in two moves.

She fell in love with a painter and got splattered

She fell in love with a miner and got drilled

She fell in love with a waitress who served her very well.

She fell in love with a drummer who played her badonkadonk.

She fell on love with an apiarist and got stung

She fell in love ..period. The End.

She fell in love with a firework salesman but he went off

I fell in love with the plumber but that went down the drain fast.

She fell in love with a taxidermist and was always getting stuffed.

She fell in love with a construction worker and was always getting nailed.

She fell in love with a seafood vendor but he was often crabby

She fell in love with a gardener but she got raked over.

She fell in love with a track star, but he kept running around.

She fell in love with a succession of watch-makers but they all had tiny tools.

She fell in love with a weatherman, but she grew tired of his predictions.

She fell in love with a golfer, but he only talked about his putts.

She fell in love with a photographer, but he was gone in a flash.

She fell in love with Pavlov's butler. He came every time she rang her bell.

She fell in love with a cook, but he was only used to fast food.

She fell in love with Schroedinger...or did she??

She fell in love with a frog, but his tongue was too long.

She fell in love with Heisenberg, though could never find him.

She fell in love with Sir Isaac Newton but didn't realize the gravity of the situation. The she fell in love with his son, but found that the apple didn't fall far from the tree.

She fell in love with the man who owned the Indianapolis Motor Speedway. But he had a one-track mind.

She fell in love with Travis Kelce, but the relationship ended swiftly.