I'm a straight male, middle age, married to a lovely woman who just isn't sexually adventurous. Her idea of "spicing it up" is being on top. My sex life used to be much more creative, but those days are in the past. So I come here to interact with all you more exotic types. I love erotic writing, both fiction and especially true stories. I'm a big fan of the groups here. I love to fantasize, but I'm unlikely to ever act on it. If my wife ever gave me a hallpass, I'd absolutely take it, but that's not gonna happen and I'm not going to cheat. Besides, if you live out your fantasies, then they're not fantasies anymore, are they? And I'd hate to find out they weren't all that fantastic anyway.

I will always be respectful. If you want to be raunchy, I'm down with that. If you prefer warm and romantic, I can do that too.

Mostly, I want to read your stories and live vicariously through your exploits.

I'm not interested in communicating outside of the Lush Stories world. Don't send me your WaysApp, Trillian or any other contact info. I won't respond.

DO NOT SEND ME FRIEND REQUESTS AND THEN IMMEDIATELY START ASKING FOR GIFTS OR COINS OR "TRIBUTE". YOU WILL BE BLOCKED!

I'm not big on chat rooms, but you can message me or post on my wall. I love the interaction, so don't be shy.

Interests - Baseball, college basketball, cycling, bicycle touring, reading, sex (duh), cooking, growing my vegetable garden, travel and fitness.

I have a quick wit and love terrible dad jokes. The dumber, the better

Back in school, I was constantly in trouble because my smart-ass gene is dominant and my "keep your mouth shut " gene is recessive. Authorities tend to look down on that.

I'm looking for conversation with like-minded people. Any takers?