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avrgblkgrl
In-House Sapiosexual
You've probably already seen them.

Seriously, I have been having trouble with my lap top down loading real slow and freezing.
I have security software on it. I thought it was a Malware thing. So, I purchased Malwarebytes and ran a scan. It found nothing.

Any ideas?

I'm going through lap tops like crazy. 4 in the last 3 years.
? A True Story ?
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
This might only be a temporary solution, but it's been very helpful for me at times. I'm assuming that you're using Windows...

If you press Ctrl+Alt+Del, you'll have the option to open the Task Manager, which looks like this:





The Task Manager shows you the resources that are being used by all the running programs/applications. If you look above, what's currently using the most resources on my own computer is Firefox and Photoshop. Aside from that, everything seems pretty normal.

Now what's interesting about this is that sometimes a few applications are running in the background without you being aware of it; sometimes applications automatically start running when you start your computer and they won't actually show up in any proper window.

If this is a recent issue for you, maybe you installed an application that automatically starts running without you being aware of it. If that's the case, you can either close said application manually (by right clicking in the Task Manager and selecting 'Close Application'), or you can play with the options of the program to prevent it from starting automatically; that specific option is usually expressed along the lines of 'Allow program to automatically start on Windows startup'.

If an application that you don't recognize at all is using a lot of resources, it might possibly be a Malware. In my experience though, Malware Scanners are usually pretty good at detecting Malwares, so if you already performed a scan and nothing showed up it might be something else. I personally use the free version of Malwarebytes Anti-Malware and it's always been pretty good at detecting Malwares.

Other than that, if your problem isn't resources-related (ie. the hardware of your computer), it probably has something to do with your internet connection. I really don't know how your computer is connected to the internet though (ie. cable, wireless network, Wi-Fi, etc.), so it would be rather hard for me to come up with a proper solution.

I hope this helped... now show those boobies.
avrgblkgrl
In-House Sapiosexual
Quote by SereneProdigy
This might only be a temporary solution, but it's been very helpful for me at times. I'm assuming that you're using Windows...

If you press Ctrl+Alt+Del, you'll have the option to open the Task Manager, which looks like this:





The Task Manager shows you the resources that are being used by all the running programs/applications. If you look above, what's currently using the most resources on my own computer is Firefox and Photoshop. Aside from that, everything seems pretty normal...



Thanks so much for answering my call.

I have a lot more listed than you do. That may be the problem. I have no idea what half of them are so I'm scared to remove anything. If I enable auto run will that help? I don't believe that it is Malware. I actually purchased the professional version of Malwarebytes. I tried to reset the computer without using files, but it said that something was missing and the install material would add them back on. When I bought my computer every thing was on it. I didn't get an install disc.

I'm stressed out over it. I have to wait for something to load all the time and the screen just freezes.

Are you sure you can handle my boobies?
? A True Story ?
SereneProdigy
Cryptic Vigilante
Quote by avrgblkgrl
Thanks so much for answering my call.

I have a lot more listed than you do. That may be the problem. I have no idea what half of them are so I'm scared to remove anything. If I enable auto run will that help? I don't believe that it is Malware. I actually purchased the professional version of Malwarebytes. I tried to reset the computer without using files, but it said that something was missing and the install material would add them back on. When I bought my computer every thing was on it. I didn't get an install disc.

I'm stressed out over it. I have to wait for something to load all the time and the screen just freezes.

Are you sure you can handle my boobies?



It's not really problematic in and of itself if you have many applications listed; it's only problematic when many of them drain a lot of resources (50,000K and over). A lot of them are just minor tasks that Windows runs in the background (eg. audio manager, internet connection, etc.).

You should particularly look for applications that take a lot of resources: identify what they are and try to figure out why Windows runs them without you requesting it.

And it's rarely problematic if you accidentally close an important application either: it will just be closed, not fully deleted. If you reboot your computer, it's extremely likely that Windows will restart those system-applications automatically.

And yes, I totally can handle your boobies... unless you have three of them or something.
Guest
Lurker
Quote by elliotlacey31
I also use this program to help things run smooth smile https://www.piriform.com/ccleaner


I have the paid, professional version of this, it's amazing. Elliot introduced me to it. Thanks Elliot.

I have a CD ROM for it and I get updated versions from time to time.

Serene Prodigy, you are a prodigy at computers! I never knew that! That's hot.
nicola
Matriarch
I've been through this this year, and ended up installing Win 8.1 instead in the end (which fixed all the problems).

Gav recommended hijackthis to me in the past, when I had some nasties (free, but a little complicated).

If I were you, I'd get your money back on malwarebytes, the free version is fine. Just say it didn't fix your problem and you'd like a refund.

Can you post a screenshot of everything running as SP mentioned? You'll probably need to take a few screenshots from the sound of things.

If things have gone really pear-shaped, you can usually recover the laptop using system restore, and choosing a restore point from a while ago, when you know things were working well.
Guest
Lurker
Damn! I haven't a clue sorry, but can I see them anyway lol xx I hope you get it sorted xx
Beffer
Rainbow Warrior
A lot of my friends who use Time-Warner as an ISP have mentioned that during certain times of the day, load-times are glacially slow, mostly during evening hours. Try connecting through a different internet provider (like a friend's DSL) and see if the problem recurs through their connection.

SP is probably onto the problem! I'm just trying desperately to see your boobs! lol
TheQuiet1
Advanced Wordsmith
I work in this field, so I will send you some things via PM to try. In short, most cases of slowness like you are describing usually turn out to be something installed on your computer, it could be spyware, adware, maleware, virus, trojans or just too many helper apps. It seems every company wants to insall a toolbar on your system or some other helper app. I never let any of that kind of stuff get installed on my systems. Of course, some software doesn't give you the choice, so I usually go back to my installed programs and remove all the extra junk that gets put on.

Anyway, I will send you a PM with some things you can try. No boob show required for help. : )
Guest
Lurker
Quote by SereneProdigy
This might only be a temporary solution, but it's been very helpful for me at times. I'm assuming that you're using Windows...

If you press Ctrl+Alt+Del, you'll have the option to open the Task Manager, which looks like this:





The Task Manager shows you the resources that are being used by all the running programs/applications. If you look above, what's currently using the most resources on my own computer is Firefox and Photoshop. Aside from that, everything seems pretty normal.

Now what's interesting about this is that sometimes a few applications are running in the background without you being aware of it; sometimes applications automatically start running when you start your computer and they won't actually show up in any proper window.

If this is a recent issue for you, maybe you installed an application that automatically starts running without you being aware of it. If that's the case, you can either close said application manually (by right clicking in the Task Manager and selecting 'Close Application'), or you can play with the options of the program to prevent it from starting automatically; that specific option is usually expressed along the lines of 'Allow program to automatically start on Windows startup'.

If an application that you don't recognize at all is using a lot of resources, it might possibly be a Malware. In my experience though, Malware Scanners are usually pretty good at detecting Malwares, so if you already performed a scan and nothing showed up it might be something else. I personally use the free version of Malwarebytes Anti-Malware and it's always been pretty good at detecting Malwares.

Other than that, if your problem isn't resources-related (ie. the hardware of your computer), it probably has something to do with your internet connection. I really don't know how your computer is connected to the internet though (ie. cable, wireless network, Wi-Fi, etc.), so it would be rather hard for me to come up with a proper solution.

I hope this helped... now show those boobies.





Good answer!
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Quote by avrgblkgrl


Thanks so much for answering my call.

I have a lot more listed than you do. That may be the problem. I have no idea what half of them are so I'm scared to remove anything. If I enable auto run will that help? I don't believe that it is Malware. I actually purchased the professional version of Malwarebytes. I tried to reset the computer without using files, but it said that something was missing and the install material would add them back on. When I bought my computer every thing was on it. I didn't get an install disc.

I'm stressed out over it. I have to wait for something to load all the time and the screen just freezes.

Are you sure you can handle my boobies?


Can you take a screen shot of your open apps/progs and post them. That may give a better idea. I can't see my computing diploma being any use here! sad biggrin
Guest
Lurker
Get a MacBook next time, Windows sucks
Guest
Lurker
Yes, Serene Prodigy has the right idea. These complications can usually be solved via our task manager window, which can also be opened by right-clicking the taskbar at the bottom of your desktop screen and then left-clicking "task manager".

You'll need the second tab in, called "processes". This gives us an overview of applications running on our machine. The column entitled "mem usage" gives us overview of how much RAM each application is using.

Take a look at the column entitled "CPU". This shows us a percentage of how much processor speed each app is using. With everything else closed, the "system idle" column should be using 99% of your processor power. Any other app using a significant percentage of processor capacity could be the cause of the problem.

I have three machines at home -- 1 running XP and 2 running Windows 7 -- and on all three machines, I have, at one time or another, encountered the problem of system lag and unknown sources eating up processor capacity, and every time the same program has been the cause.

It's a little bugger called "svchost" and it actually uses 99% of your processor capacity, leaving the machine unusable. After doing a little research, I found that this process is actually windows automatic update constantly scanning the web for updates and damn near disabling the machine. I solved the problem by ending the process, switching off automatic updates via my Windows Security Centre and restarting the machine.

I would be interested to hear from anybody else who has had this issue arise. Like I said, for me, three different machines and all have experienced this same problem.
Guest
Lurker
I forgot to mention that you'll need to click the box called "show processes from all users" in your task manager window. I think this is only necessary if you have multiple users set up on the OS. This will allow you access to all processes running on your machine at that given time.
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Quote by elliotlacey31
I also use this program to help things run smooth smile https://www.piriform.com/ccleaner


I've been using CCLeaner for years and it has always done good by me. I use it on my phone and tablet as well.
Poppet
Cheeky Chick
Quote by BethanyFrasier
A lot of my friends who use Time-Warner as an ISP have mentioned that during certain times of the day, load-times are glacially slow, mostly during evening hours. Try connecting through a different internet provider (like a friend's DSL) and see if the problem recurs through their connection.

SP is probably onto the problem! I'm just trying desperately to see your boobs! lol


That's because Time Warner blows hot steam.
noll
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Quote by TheQuiet1
No boob show required for help. : )


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TheQuiet1
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Spoiler!


Well - there was still some really good advice in this thread, so regardless if I am able to help her or not, I am certanly not stopping her from rewarding everone for the great advice so far.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
Quote by avrgblkgrl
You've probably already seen them.

Seriously, I have been having trouble with my lap top down loading real slow and freezing.
I have security software on it. I thought it was a Malware thing. So, I purchased Malwarebytes and ran a scan. It found nothing.

Any ideas?

I'm going through lap tops like crazy. 4 in the last 3 years.


Same here.

I will show my boobs if someone helps me.

I am a computer retard and have replaced so many laptops.

SJ said it had a windows corruption?? I would have to get him to explain what is wrong but the PC is just out of warranty and now wont work.

Can anyone help me? I really cannot afford to get a new one?
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simplyjohn
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Quote by kiera


Same here.

I will show my boobs if someone helps me.

I am a computer retard and have replaced so many laptops.

SJ said it had a windows corruption?? I would have to get him to explain what is wrong but the PC is just out of warranty and now wont work.

Can anyone help me? I really cannot afford to get a new one?


Excuse me but I seem to recall I helped you recently with your laptop and I didnt get to see your boobs!