Whenever I am at restaurants with friends when we are waiting for our food we look around and make up back stories for the people around us (the old couple at the next table, the waiter, the creepy guy sitting at the bar in the corner) We say shit like: They have been married for 30 years and they need to keep the spark somehow she will probably leave here with five drinks in her system. so on and so forth. so based on the avatar and the screen name (and those things only don't cheat and click to their profile) make up a back story for the person above you. Have fun be creative!
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Sarcastic Coffee Aficionado
LittleLea bought too big of a panty set, her bra and panties are falling off!! Maybe she bought them like that deliberately!! *wink* you know why!! Blames the lingerie!!
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The first time SP had sex with a woman, it was with her 12th grade gym teacher. SP did such a good job eating out and rimming her that the teacher asserted SP had an absolutely amazing tongue! Since then, SP sticks her tongue out in pictures in an understandable effort to ensure they capture all of her best assets.
Edit: too late -- it was for slut puppy. sorry guille
After tasting the pussy I so generously shared with her, she made an important decision - she needed more. In an attempt to lure in as many pussies as possible, she metamorphosed into the one thing one thing sluts find absolutely irresistible -- a puppy.
After tasting the pussy I so generously shared with her, she made an important decision - she needed more. In an attempt to lure in as many pussies as possible, she metamorphosed into the one thing one thing sluts find absolutely irresistible -- a puppy.
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CuriousCat's has a cat (only one left) and he had his cat's fur done in dreadlocks because he wanted his cat to look like his owner (CuriousCat). I believe his cat's name is MarleyCat.
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Hey look, it's Meg Ryan ... I'll have what she's having!
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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Curlygirly was getting dressed to go to work when she realized that she had put on her heels before her pants. She quickly surveyed her room and found the her levi´s neatly folden on her bed. She kneeled onto the comfortable mattres to retrieve the denim fabric when she triggered the picture sensor for the camera she had set up the night before. The result was this beautiful shot of her high heels.
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LittleLea is so undecided, she changes her avatar hourly to reflect the mood of the hour. She's been like that since she was little ... first it was underwear hourly changed, then .... pencils at school where changed or sharpened hourly, then ... her nailpolish changed hourly .... now it's her Avatar!
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LOL the back stories are supposed to made up not real!
funny how sometimes, the backstory can be pretty bang on or insightful!! My daughter and I used to do this as we would (and still) go for tea/coffee/ice cream/etc, and I kept a notebook of plots we would make up.
back to the backstory ......
LittleLea LOVES her pink undies so much, she donated her pants to charity ... so that she can show off her pink underwear where ever she may be (work/on transit/out for dinner, etc) ... and let it be known, LL did this first, not Lady Gaga!! Lady Gaga STOLE LL's idea!!
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SP and an older sexy woman are sitting waiting to be served. They look over and see this red faced older man (perhaps our old friend Hap) leering at them from across the room. SP tells her friend this guy looks like he is about to stroke out But what they didnt know is that the old guy was staring at SP's panties that were down at her ankles. Seems SP forgot to pull her panties back up after her friend was licking her under the table.