Four words said after the condom breaks

19 Jul 2014

Stolen by any chance??? Whistle

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

19 Jul 2014

Quote by hiddentalent123

Lmao!

You're a transsexual? Whew....

MATT! ewww! NO! Anxious

I couldn't think of anything else to write. Lfunny

20 Jul 2014

Quick! Do jumping jacks!

23 Jul 2014

Now there's protein everywhere!

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

23 Jul 2014

Where did it go? dontknow

23 Jul 2014

We don't need condoms.

23 Jul 2014

Please delete my number.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

23 Jul 2014

Will it douch out??

24 Jul 2014

Really Bill? Not Again!

24 Jul 2014

I'll call a cab!

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

24 Jul 2014

Be my baby mama!

24 Jul 2014

Oh Fuck! Got Obamacare?

24 Jul 2014

Not telling my husband!

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

24 Jul 2014

Told you needed Magnum... Embarassed

24 Jul 2014

Better upsize to MagnumXL

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

24 Jul 2014

No condom's big enough!!!!

24 Jul 2014

This just got exciting!

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

24 Jul 2014

Oh Racy! Marry me!!!! (lol...)

24 Jul 2014

Quote by chatnstroke
Oh Racy! Marry me!!!! (lol...)

Oh Chatty! How romantic kekekegay

Officially a baby's daddy! t1517

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

24 Jul 2014

Only used it twice!

24 Jul 2014

You have insurance, right?

24 Jul 2014

My name? John Smith.

25 Jul 2014

Quote by TheSensualLady
Oh Chatty! How romantic

What a story to share for years to come... picture being out with a group of married girl friends... talk turns to sharing how each were proposed to... one romantic story after another... everyone saying "oh... how sweet!" after each story... and then... you share yours... lol...

Vegas here we come!

25 Jul 2014

Quote by chatnstroke

What a story to share for years to come... picture being out with a group of married girl friends... talk turns to sharing how each were proposed to... one romantic story after another... everyone saying "oh... how sweet!" after each story... and then... you share yours... lol...

Vegas here we come!

Don't care! Had sex angel7