Pretend it never happened
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Pretend what didn't happen? *wink wink* lol
You screamed HARDER so...
Troops on full maneuvers.
Of all our inventions for mass communication,
pictures still speak the most universally understood language.
Walt Disney Fuck! Where's my passport?
Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.
Anyone smell burning rubber....?
My Karma just ran over your Dogma
Glad I use contraceptives.
Who does quality control??