a year's supply of pussy flavored lip gloss...
A wide-angle lens so I can see her face.
As she wished, I took off my clothes and give them to her.
A bed to continue what got started.
An electric razor, though I don't want him to shave it all off...kinda like the goatee.
Book 'The Stupidest Angel: A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror'. It's by the same author Christopher Moore, who wrote book 'Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal' you just read.
The key to the collar just so she can stretch for a little while
the gift of multiple orgasms
Give sav a new shirt the one she has has a very nice hole in it!
A tight tee so he looks good when he flexes and tears it off