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Heaven is a place where....

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Sperm tastes better than chocolate
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Mini-skirts are uniform
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Tights and big knickers are illegal
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Men can last longer than five minutes
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Chocolate doesn't make you fat and is full of nutrients
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Women only ovulate once per year
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Guitars always stay in tune and their humidity is always perfect.
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Chocolate ice cream in a never ending supply and free.
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Where Teletubbies roam. Hey Lala.
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No one looks at you strangely
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You get steak and chips with all the trimmings every night for dinner and there are ladies lining up outside ones bedroom door at night wanting hot sex with you and the beer is free and and and ...omg .. dreaming now
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Love illuminates the sky and your happiest memories are replaced by days of the week.
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You get steak and chips with all the trimmings every night for dinner and there are ladies lining up outside ones bedroom door at night wanting hot sex with you and the beer is free and and and ...omg .. dreaming now


I cant stop laughing

Kinkykiera gets to go to a slap up meal at her fav Chinese (not the bloody burger van outside homebase) and gets to have said hot sex with a supersexyskunk Oh and that I learn to cook Pizza and not burn it
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KK you are too funny

Heaven is a place where there is no sickness, no sadness and everyone treats each other well.
It's also where the sex is gratuitous and easy....
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heaven is a place where people mind their own business.
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Heaven is being able to live without worry
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Raccoons are tame and cuddly.
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Happiness is found around each corner and so is beauty!
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acceptance is law
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Carrots contained THC
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Where insecurities are non existent , and vodka plentiful smile
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Where the breeze blows like the sigh of a woman in love, and the brooks sound like giggling children.
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Where Dogs and Cats have people as pets................Oh Wait!
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where you would find relaxedman lol
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Where friends are forever and inlaws are banned
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No work all play


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