How to lose your job... ABC style

17 Jul 2014

Knock most of the items off co-workers desks every time you walk past while whistling

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

17 Jul 2014

Lick your co-workers cheek while saying "Good Morning! "

17 Jul 2014

Moon a client

17 Jul 2014

Nibble on your long toenails and spit the pieces on your co-workers desk

17 Jul 2014

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Nibble on your long toenails and spit the pieces on your co-workers desk

LMAO.....OMG I would freak out!!!

Oil your bosses toilet seat

17 Jul 2014

Lol Sheri!
Peel off your Brazilian bikini wax during the quarterly Board meeting

18 Jul 2014

Quietly tell the bosses daughter what a stupid Moran she is!!!

18 Jul 2014

Rip open a button downed shirt of a co-worker in front of everyone (done so that the buttons pop off) - then rub his/her chest and stomach while reciting the words of Johnny Gill's "Rub You the Right Way"

18 Jul 2014

Set your pet snake free at work.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

18 Jul 2014

Topless as your greet new client.

18 Jul 2014

Undercut your boss by telling his/her boss fantastic lies involving sexual misconduct

18 Jul 2014

Verbalize all the hatred and disgust you feel for your boss.

18 Jul 2014

Whittle out wooden dildos at your desk and ask for a fitting for each co-worker

18 Jul 2014

Xerox 1,000 copies of a flyer with your boss' picture under the words "Fuckin Asshole" - then wallpaper the office with them.

19 Jul 2014

You conduct experiments by cooking sparkling, metallic objects or getting raw eggs to blow up in the microwave. Then clean up nothing.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

19 Jul 2014

Zap everyone with a taser when you first see them each day.

19 Jul 2014

Assemble all the department heads and do a PowerPoint presentation on how stupid the boss really is

19 Jul 2014

Burp the ABC's as your quarterly presentation

20 Jul 2014

Creep up on coworkers at their desks then just stare them before slinking away

20 Jul 2014

Download massive quantities of virus filled porn into your PC

20 Jul 2014

Eat stinky cheese or some other fragrant lunch after heating it up in the office microwave every day for work.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

20 Jul 2014

Fart while lifting your leg and holding a lighter up during a Board meeting. While yelling, "Watch this bitches!"

20 Jul 2014

Give yourself a high-ranking position, list one of your duties as "pimping" and leave copies of your resume all around the office.

Kissing your lips while straddling your lap.

20 Jul 2014

Hide a pair of knickers in his inside suit pocket so his wife will find them coffee

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20 Jul 2014

Hold and squeeze your nipples and say,"I think I'm lactating...hmmmm, that's not lactation!"

Edit: "I don't care!" Is the only response you have for a week