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How to lose your job... ABC style

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O- open all the windows and start chucking out all the valuable files and tables
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Pick up the bosses twin daughters at a bar...
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Quote by Belthazor
Undressing in front of customers.


Lol you skipped Q! So I'll give that a shot:

Quoting Shakespeare when arguing with your boss. "Fie, fie! You whoreson upright rabbit!"
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Running an orgy in the back room of the office and not inviting the boss!
MysteryBaby
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Sex on your bosses desk with your boss sitting in his chair.
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Throwing food at your coworkers and start a food fight
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Undress and run around the office smile
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wrap tin foil around all the cubicles
Master_Jonathan
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x-ray your genitalia and post it on the company bulletin board!
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B- Babbling the Boss's affair with the his much younger coworker
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C - Cunt: every time the boss walks past mutter "cunt" under your breath.
adele
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don't show up for an important meeting
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E-jaculate all over the TPS reports!
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Fuck the bosses dog
adele
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Give the boss a bag of shit for Christmas
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Hand job to bosses husband.
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Insert foot into boss's rectum
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Jerk off in front of all
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K - Kick your boss in the bollocks an say fuck you motherfucker.
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Leave unexpectedly without telling your boss
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Moo at every meeting loudly
adele
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Never turn in a project on time
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tell your boss you had his wife last night and she want that good lol
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