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I don't do Posts, I do Kelloggs.
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Suddenly wanting a lollipop...


a lollipop.... mhmmm you aint fooling some of us
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Suddenly wanting a lollipop...


a lollipop.... mhmmm you aint fooling some of us


You're right, I'd enjoy one of these!




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wow thats a lotta posting we have done lol
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My room was clean for a while...and then I had coffee

Now to clean it again..
llmfao that sounds like me Lydia!
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llmfao that sounds like me Lydia!


Fucking Jobsearch!!!!
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Whatcha readin, Ali?

I love your avatar, by the way.
OK consider me posted.
I got a haircut...my fringe actually looks good!

Yay!

*posts*
cool lydia! Im getting my hair dyed tomorrow i hope lol
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Sassy
two bad days in a row. I came out to my mother last night about me and Mara. and today i start my fucking period. WONDERFUL!
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two bad days in a row. I came out to my mother last night about me and Mara. and today i start my fucking period. WONDERFUL!



awww *hugs*
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Sassy
Crackers and Nutella and hot chocolate. Life is good.
Coffee, cigarettes and my puppy....the day is peaceful
damn
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
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damn


damn what?
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Sassy
I was navigating the FAA.gov website this afternoon.

Their web designers are some of the most asinine, incompetent bureaucrats I've ever seen. After spending 45 minutes trying to renew a pilots license online - I learned I have to renew it - via US Postal Service.

Then they sent me an unwanted 15 question briefing asking my opinion about their website and it's ease of use. GAK!

Double Damn
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
hmmmmmmmm have fun with that wmm i wont get on a plane unless i have to im scared to death of flying i hate heights lol
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Sassy
Oh, I don't have a pilot's license and I never wanted to learn to fly - hell, my vision alone would prevent such from occurring.

I was trying to assist my father, he's been flying for 30 years. And I've never been up in the air with him at the controls.
The same GQP demanding we move on from January 6th, 2021 is still doing audits of the November 3rd, 2020 election.
New semester is starting tomorrow. I may cry.