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If you woke up one morning next to me and could only say four words, what would you say?

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Neither babe, pancakes please.
You need some meat
pack the sausage in..
Ready for round Two?
I take mine Black..
"I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships."
— Gilda Radner
I have "cream" available.
Can you untie me?
who are you ?
We didn't did we?
Did we have fun?
Once again to confirm....smile
More. Thank you, Sir.
More. Thank you, Sir.
Wrong bed, wrong girl
You enjoy the kiwi?
Lets have some more!!
Is the coffee ready?
Nope . Please fix breakfast
nope, fix it yourself
I got the bacon
You just gained points
Where'd you get bacon!
Alden Bradley

The zenith of sensuality occurs in sensitivity.
Caring matters more than achieving gratification.
Bacon? What no pancakes?
You need the protein
I get protein differently (when in bed)
That's what I meant
I don't like pork