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Erm nope .. looking below for number 4 please lol.
Quote by LadyAnnWest
Since I am already married, can I just go on a 2nd 'honeymoon' with Bobbie? I'll have my hat on and be the man, ok?


We can go on as many honeymoons as you like, as for you being a man its never gonna work hat or no hat


I'll marry you John, now when you say you have thousands in the bank you didn't mean sperm bank did you?
Depending on how SJ answers that you may still be available, in which case I'll marry you Bobbie.
I don't know, Amy. I've fucked you so often, I think we should marry.
i will seek below
Quote by bobbie93
Hey Erin I hope your not marrying me on the rebound then gonna leave me after the honeymoon

That would never happen
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We can go on as many honeymoons as you like, as for you being a man its never gonna work hat or no hat


I'll marry you John, now when you say you have thousands in the bank you didn't mean sperm bank did you?


If you only want me for my money just forget it ok .. there are plenty of ladies here looking for an 'all rounder' .. if you know anyone fitting that description please let me know.
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If you only want me for my money just forget it ok .. there are plenty of ladies here looking for an 'all rounder' .. if you know anyone fitting that description please let me know.


An "All rounder" is that a polite way off saying your Fat?

Ok Stinky this is your final marriage to me ok....i mean it...dont make me pout

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got my wedding dress all picked out to wed my kk
oh for goodness sake I used the W and still failed!!

Thanks KK .. you are number 4 now smile.
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If you only want me for my money just forget it ok .. there are plenty of ladies here looking for an 'all rounder' .. if you know anyone fitting that description please let me know.



All rounder is a perfect dicription of you John which are you Tweele Dum or Tweedle Dummer





BTW I was asked if you would pose for an artist, they want to design an egg cup based on the bottom half of your figure.
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All rounder is a perfect dicription of you John which are you Tweele Dum or Tweedle Dummer





BTW I was asked if you would pose for an artist, they want to design an egg cup based on the bottom half of your figure.


Thats it .. you are blocked.
hello john

its up to you if you want to marry me otherwise i will have to look below
mmmmmm jen, look below
oh and i want you....above please
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hello john

its up to you if you want to marry me otherwise i will have to look below


yay!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yes please Jen (great number 5!) .. erm .. seriously you will be my only love and cherished one I panky promise
awe john your such a sweet heart ill say yes to you
Jen .. do me a favour please .. get a name change and come back and say yes again .. that way I get to notch up another one.



You get all the girls, don't you John. Guess I'll have to keep my fingers crossed and go below
Ummmm..... Shoooo shooooo. I'm going below. You stay in limbo
Someone has to be the Villain
id marry Sir if he wanted to
Me Next! Me Next!.. Above smile
Below , but 1st sign this prenup
Marry me again Jen...I won't make you sign anything.
I don't want to marry anybody, but can I still go on the honeymoon with Amy?
i'd go on a honeymoon with you nikki