Her favorite pair of panties have Let's Go Blues! printed on them.
He gets himself into trouble all the time cos he likes being told off by the shorties...
pixie gets caught weekly shop lifting another tube of lipstick, cause she goes through so much of it keeping those lips looking like that!
Cas's boobs are actually just pieces of chicken that she krazy glues to her chest everyday.
sweet isn't sweet as all. she's a real meany
Cas likes to flash other people's boyfriends...oh wait...that's true...damn...
Cas likes to throw cats at people that dare to step foot on her lawn O.O
Her real name is Complicated Sourpuss
He really doesn't like bacon.. or Pixie...
SJ is a strict vegetarian, he never eats meat, especially steak x
KK is actually the owner of a number of burger vans which are typically found outside major retail outlets in the UK. What is so wrong however is that she encourages her friends to frequent them and doesnt offer any discount; I know this since I am taking someone their in October and I have to pay full price.
SJ's favourite authors are Jilly Cooper and Jackie Collins, he has all their books, signed editions I might add.
started to pull the towel off but got embarrassed
Is saving his money for Celine Dion concert
Is training to take on Rhonda Rousey at an upcoming UFC fight.
ginger secretly isn't a "good southern woman." She really has a NY accent that she's hidden for years and has perfected the southern drawl. She one day hopes to escape over the line and into the North.
MadMartigan is actually illiterate. All of his witty, articulate forum posts are made courtesty of his local bag lady
She is actually a 25 year old super model, posing as an old lady so the the guys leave he alone.......
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
Took this picture in 7 eleven while eating ho hos
She's an escapee from a CIRQUE DU SOLEIL performance. She stole away in a cardboard box half her size. She's flexible like that.
Kiera is really a secret Agent for Tupperware Anonymous, helping thousands of tupperware buyers across the world to give it up!
curious drinks so much cheap grape wine that he shoots purple cum
kiera told me that curious might shoot purple cum but it tastes like strawberries.