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23 Jun 2013

Ginger asked to play with my dickie for her bath time

23 Jun 2013

Bill plays with his dickie during his bath time

23 Jun 2013

Trinket wants a Dickie.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/-daddys-girl-.aspx

23 Jun 2013

LK doesn't have a duckie.

23 Jun 2013

Trinket has her very own Mr. Duckie!

24 Jun 2013

Sugarbutt has her very own.......

24 Jun 2013

Trinket's real name is actually Trinket. Her parents named her that appropriately as it is a little known Australian term for love child.

24 Jun 2013

Amy's beautiful eyelashes were actually plugs. You DON"T want to know where they came from.

24 Jun 2013

Lola is actually a nun trying to save a few souls

24 Jun 2013

Quote by trinket
LK doesn't have a duckie.

Yes, I do. I have two Dickies

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/taboo/-daddys-girl-.aspx

28 Jun 2013

lk can only count to 2

29 Jun 2013

adele is actually the one supplying all of the secrets to wikileaks. she is a mercenary spy who just does it for money.

29 Jun 2013

iWoMan is working on a new iRobot model - one that is anatomically correct and fully functional. Seen it! Its in her basement.

30 Jun 2013

The reason Shelly has seen my iRobot is that she volunteered to test it out and has sex with it in my basement 6 times already.

30 Jun 2013

iWoMan is having batteries for the iRobot shipped directly from Duracell to her house, so they are fresh and last longer.

30 Jun 2013

Bill has a boat but cannot swim, he has to wear arm bands when he goes out in it in case he falls in the water x

The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx

4 Jul 2013

Kiera let all of the air out of Bill's arm floaties.

Chivalry is the only "wingman" you need.

Please read and comment on my story http://www.lushstories.com/stories/oral-sex/a-night-to-remember.aspx

4 Jul 2013

He once went skydiving without a parachute, bringing only a scarf and a balloon with him.

4 Jul 2013

Patiently waiting for Rick Blaine.... Whistle

5 Jul 2013

Likes to wear women's panties

5 Jul 2013

Wears panties with the days of the week on them, but mixes them up on purpose to gross people out.

5 Jul 2013

owns 12 pairs of panties..... one for each month

5 Jul 2013

owns NO Panties just long johns 1 pair

A jug of wine, a loaf of bread, and thee.

6 Jul 2013

he's a frog that has a fear of water

6 Jul 2013

Aussie_kitty77 is actually last year's Cooee calling competition winner. She couldn't compete this year as she had a frog in her throat ........ (did ya get it?)

6 Jul 2013

Wildcat likes to dance around wearing just a strip of leaves covering the 'good parts', and sing along to Barry Manilow (owns all his albums)

6 Jul 2013

sweet has had her mobile phone surgically attached to her ear

7 Jul 2013

1. SHUT UP CAS!!! LMAO

She once decided to go a whole year eating only crickets, earth worms, and lady bugs.

7 Jul 2013

Katy spent that year catching the bugs for me and begging for a taste.

8 Jul 2013

Cas ended up eating so many bugs (greedy lady wouldnt share) that she started to look like the bugs she was eating!