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We met half way across the Atlantic for hot passionate love in an oil tanker.
Thinks that shaking someone's hand is something to be proud about...................................
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No Ordinary Gal

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Thinks that shaking someone's hand is something to be proud about...................................


Thinks his political views should be everyone's, that was rude....Im just sayin

Curious is a devout Jahovahs Witness, he spends all his time knocking on doors handing out leaflets.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
one night kiera got drunk and finally had sex with me. she kept telling me she wanted to suck my dick and the next morning i had blisters on my big toe. that lady is insatiable
She locked me in the bathroom to overhear it, yet not join.

That lady is twisted!
The oil tanker he met KK in wasn't really his and it sunk anyway....
Kiera has become a sales representative for Avon, call your orders in,
Bill is Kiera's biggest customer. He tells her all the cosmetics are for his make believe sister. He even has an Avon ding dong doorbell.
Wildcat is actually a cute little pussy who will purrr on command.
Trinket has 4 cats, none of witch purrrrrrrr
he is a champion tongue twister
Professional model and wrestler..
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No Ordinary Gal

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he needs two layers of socks before wearing his shoes
She's here to do research on a paper known "sex, sex and sex; the good, the better, the best"

(I don't even know what am I typing )
KK invented a machine that shreds carrots, unfortunately her carrots never make it out of the bedroom to the kitchen.
Has a luscious soft outside and sweet silky inside, sounds like candy
Can read my mind and post on most forums before me.....
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No Ordinary Gal

Fucked and Taken


That Special Evening
Quote by trinket
KK invented a machine that shreds carrots, unfortunately her carrots never make it out of the bedroom to the kitchen.


Curious put together the machine I invented to shred carrots, he is crap at DIY, that's why they never made it out the bedroom to the kitchen, it never worked.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
Only manscapes because he has a bald patch in his pubes.
Luscious Lola wears a mask and can walk around invisible, she likes to feel the bald patches on men`s pubes
Kiera, was just noticed for her distance bike ride, she went 100M.
Bill can't swim.
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Curious put together the machine I invented to shred carrots, he is crap at DIY, that's why they never made it out the bedroom to the kitchen, it never worked.


Liar KK, the carrots were broken before they ever made it near the machine!!
She dances like a drunken Yeti on crack. And she stole my minions and taught them to dance like her.

It is all very frightening.
Mad is a crack whore who dresses in a tutu and ballet slippers before he goes out to crack some cracks. It's not a pretty sight.