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baileyass
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trinks like to see men in tutus.
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Bailey has her own book. She is actually a beaver who doesn't learn a lesson about chewing wood




(not photoshopped, you can order it at amazon LOL)
Kiera
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Yourmrdark no longer has a head, it was bitten off by a croc when he did his last bungee jump whilst visiting Trinket in Australia.



I checked that book is on amazon, tho how the hell he knows that when he hasn't got a head
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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Unbeknownst to Kiera, The crocodile did not bite Mymisterdark's head off, he was very very lucky, but now the said crocodile is in Kiera's bathtub waiting for her to put her toe in the water.
Kiera
Short Arse Brit
That's not entirely true now is it T?

T was so enraged by the croc biting off her mans head that she dove into the water, wrestled the croc, shoved her arm down his throat and saved his head, she then proceeded to sew his head back on, unfortunately she was so distressed at the time she sewed it on backwards by mistake.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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oh No KK, you've got it all arse-about. Ok, I will admit I wrestled the croc and saved his head, but I never sewed it back on. I used Super Glue and glued it on backwards by mistake. Now everyone knows the only way you can melt super glue is to steam it, so I phoned my friend KK, and she came over and ironed his head back around the right way. I still like him even though he does have a seam around his neck now.
LK213
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No, Trinket got the wrong head, unbeknown to her the croc had already bitten the head off Mad, and when she reached in to get mrdarks head she grabbed mads and super glued it on backwards. When she turned him around she realized her mistake that she had glued Mads head on mrdarks body. Now he goes by the name of madafterdark
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Tsk tsk, people. The actual events are as follows: I bit the snout off the crock. See it thrashing in the water? It's a time-honored Australian tradition even for the rare tourist. I have no seam on my neck, but the croc needs a rhinoplasty now.

The outrageous fact about LK213 is that he is, indeed, the second (hence, 2) clone of the original LK and both are only 13 years old.
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dark is a world class card player. he won $10.00 playing pinochle last night at a whooping penny a point
MadMartigan
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I learned all my dance moves from ginger.
Dani
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Ginger, in a sick twist of fate, is highly allergic to ginger. And subsequently all ginger products such as ginger bread, ginger snaps, etc. It's actually quite tragic.

"What is the quality of your intent?" - Thurgood Marshall
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slippery is allergic to ginger too. every time she's around me she breaks out in orgasms.
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Quote by MadMartigan
I learned all my dance moves from ginger.



lies, lies, lies, mad was not thinking about dancing.
MadMartigan
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Quote by ginger86



lies, lies, lies, mad was not thinking about dancing.


Ok, fine.

I meant that ginger taught me all my sex moves.

And then she taught me all my dance moves.7Ca7qeee1vBGWGdC
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I saw his dance moves on Gingers, Trinks, and KK's wall and I taught Ginger to dance and never saw her make those moves but I was at the zoo the other day and there was this chimp that looked close.
Kiera
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OMFG I should unfriend you all leaving poor KK out, shame on you all.

@ yourmrdark touché
@ Mad Ur dance moves are your own Pal, don't blame Ginger or i'll ninja kick ur arse
@ Ginger I wouldn't babes I heard he had crabs
@ Kinkygirl glad you had Gingers back, us girls have g2 stick 2gether, now I must follow forum rules and post an outrageous comment about you, I apologise in advance ok.

KG was recently fired from her job as a dancer because she suffers with extreme rare case of gas. Sure she is very beautiful and a fantastic dancer and she got lots of requests for lap dances, but the men got fed up with her farting on them all the time.
The Duchess of Tart

Please check out my new story, co-written with the amazing Wilful.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/straight-sex/long-time-coming.aspx

And my latest poem, The Temptation.

https://www.lushstories.com/stories/erotic-poems/the-temptation.aspx
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I was fired because KK was the bosses daughter, and I didn't mean to fart on her but she did get me so excited.
MadMartigan
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poor kiera. She started the horrible chain of terrible dancing.
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That's not true Mad and you know it. Your over indulgence of asparagus (asparagus soup, asparagus mousse, asparagus smoothie etc) poisoned your system so badly, you couldn't control the spasms going through your body. Hence, the shocking dancing.
baileyass
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Trinks is feeding Mad with food and drinks made with asparagus.
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Quote by baileyass
Trinks is feeding Mad with food and drinks made with asparagus.


Well somebody's got to help him with those dance moves or who would we have to laugh at?


Bailey is the cook who secretly makes the asparagus recipes.
baileyass
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Bailey is the cook who secretly makes the asparagus recipes.

Busted! Well, I enjoyed the dance too. Lol


Trinks thinks no one dance better than her man, but the fact is he has 2 left feet.
MadMartigan
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She uses asparagus as a sex toy and does asparagus flavored alcohol body shots all the time.
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Kiera grows the asparagus and makes the weights for Mad because she wants to perve on his muscles when he gets some.
MadMartigan
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Has an asparagus fetish.
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Wraps the asparagus in bacon for a stronger workout
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Quote by yourmisterdark


Wraps the asparagus in bacon for a stronger workout



I'm sorry Dark, but not even bacon will make asparagus any better. Just saying.
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Trinket bathes in asparagus soup every morning and night