Is locked in my bedroom right now eagerly awaiting my arrival
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
she has a huge collection of barbies
Is a 5' 9" blonde, who starred in Bay Watch.
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
Wants me so bad he bought a 5 gallon tub of calamine lotion and a plane ticket
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Saw her fighting with Robin and Miss Martian on Young Justice.
(don't tell anyone but I have a split personality...good girl is Wonder Woman and bad girl is Poison Ivy...giggle)
Kal actually wears Superman underwear every day, he doesn't own anything else
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Ivy secretly wants to wear her underwear on the outside.
Bailey's ass is named eeyore.
Trinket's ass is named eyed-more.... (Yes, I can hear the groans from the crowd already...lol)
His AV photo was actually taken by the police when they raided his sexy party
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Ivy's real name is "Banging Barbie"
Curious's first name is Rodney, middle name:- You, surname:- Plonker
Kiera only ever eats apples
Fanny only ever wears one boot at a time.
Trink never wears boots but then its rare that whe wears anything at all!
lliar Angie, I am always wearing my wings!!
Angie can't actually get that hair out of her teeth, it's been in there so long it's fused to her tooth.
The reason Trink never smils is because she has no natural teeht and her dentures haven comme back from the cleaners yet
Angie, was just reported to the insurance control board for selling a 95 year old lady a life time policy, and she thought she was told it would make me live for a lifetime
I tried to intrest Bill in a Whole Life Policy until he told me hes has no life!
Angie, as become a real salesperson, she now marketing the outdated Girl Scout cookies with her new uniform
Bill has already made 7 appointments to purchase as many cookies as i can supply wait maybe its just the uniform
I heard Angie's cookies are made from her own "secret recipe"
After Baywatch was cancelled in the U.S. she started up a new lifeguard show in S.E. Asia, she was the star again
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
Curious has been trying to drown all over S.E. Asia, hoping Bailey would come and save him... Alas, Curious has swallowed lots of salt water and now has an unusual infection...
Ardent was David Hasselhoff's stunt double and was part of Baywatch SE Asia. Thing was he showed so much skin that the show was banned.
Bailyass went on to be a supermodel and was on the cover of SE Asia Sports Illustrated
My Stories
No Ordinary Gal
Fucked and Taken
That Special Evening
Has chained himself to my bed naked and oiled up
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X
Is really made of plastic, that's really her in her av.
KK loves to go to bed eating fried Twinkies