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Works as a stand up comic part time in the London area. Still has her day job though, needs to pay the bills...
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Curious is actually a busybody, but he thought curious is a better nickname.
your supposed to make an outrageous comment Bailey, that was the truth pmsl x

Bailey likes to dress up in spandex at the weekends and visit old peoples home's in an attempt to give the old men there hardons, it turns her on x
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in high school was the prom king but that was before the operation
Only knows about kiera's operation because they were hospital roomates...
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you knew about it because you were their surgeon and made sure their assets were to YOUR preference instead of theirs!
Bailey likes to dress up as Death and walk about outside old people homes.
lives in the snowcovered moutains of Alaska
BabyGirl only wears glasses because she was told it makes her look that much sexier... ;)
Ardent lives by the beach he wants to save maids in distress.
Is a secret spy who watched the surgery to Kiera and Ginger
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Is a serial dater... but he never tell bout his 12 kids
Is really a super hero, disguised as a card dealer.
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No Ordinary Gal

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he thinks pussy smells like tuna but tastes like chicken
has no sense of smell, even when she farts such super stinkers
His bike is actually a tricycle
Has a valve on her back to inflate /deflate her breasts
He's been on fire for so long, they now call him the 'Eternal Flame'
has 300 cats and dogs
Where did you come from so quickly? LOL

She's a spy from the planet Gherkin and is only here to learn how to make mushroom soup.
lmao.

i was sent to spy on her and taste her food
has a name for all her sex toys and imagines she's with that person as she uses them
she has a pet name for every lady that she had been with
Ginger has a USB port in her forehead, that's where she downloads her funny pics from

Ahh beat me

Browneyed girl isn't named that after the colour of her eyes
Hero is actually a heroine in disguise.
Bailey lives in a cave and watches Jerry Springer all day long...
he lives underwater and only come up for air
She is my secret admirer, she will deny it, but don't believe her.
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No Ordinary Gal

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