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she thinks she's one of those sexy assistants in a magic show
Bailey is a contortionist for the magician and slips into a carry on so she doesnt have to buy a plane ticket to the next show...
Ardent's favourite magic trick was one involving flying daggers and blindfolds. He has dreamt of being tied up for the magician. His AV shows it all. ;)
Hahaha... I only dream of it because I have seen Bailey throw knives... Needless to say, they are missing body parts... Which Bailey now keeps in jars in her trailer...
Kiera works for NASA. She's secretly developing a new dunny system for astronauts while they are in space.
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AM is only facing the wall like that so people don't discover he is missing a certain body part, Bailey has it in a jar in her trailor


tsk tsk Kiera, you ask to see it each time you visit.


Trinks thinks that astronauts go out there to bring The Jetsons to her.
Bailey has been applying to Cogswells Cogs for years now and cannot figure out why they dont reply to her...
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Trinks thinks that astronauts go out there to bring The Jetsons to her.


God Bailey, everyone knows the Jetson's can't survive where there is oxygen!!


AM used to own the strip club that I now own.
Trinks stole the club from me in an underhanded dirty deal... It was part of the divorce settlement... Apparently everything that was mine was hers in the end...
Wow! Trinks! Good for for you! Must share your secret with me.

Ardent had to change a new AV 'cause his old one attracted so many people the que to see him was as long as a few kilometres.
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Wow! Trinks! Good for for you! Must share your secret with me.

Ardent had to change a new AV 'cause his old one attracted so many people the que to see him was as long as a few kilometres.



Hahaha!! I could only wish Bailey! lol



Bailey has not stopped kissing that man for fear someone will recognize her...
Does not have any pinkies
Owns five distilleries and three breweries, and is worth Billions.
Te11tale He was once a extra in the Whacky racers . He never drove a car he only appears in the crowd or the background. Do look out for him though xx
Peacefull gets carsick even by looking at cars.
Kiera is a secret member of the LickHer Club
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Ivy has had as much plastic surgery as Barbie has, but Barbie is still prettier lmao
Trinks knocked out Ivy's surgeon and took his place in the operating room... She wanted to make sure Ivy was uglier than Barbie... smile
Ardent is Trink's accomplice.
Bailey is my scrub nurse... I make her shower with me for hours...lol biggrin
Ardent is actually 3 year old toddler. That's why i had to bath him and get myself all wet in the process.
Bailey likes to try to dress men up as babies and breast feed them several times a day...
Ardent is actually Bill gates, he just gets off playing a normal bloke.
Telltale's set of white teeth are dentures
she tastes like peppermint when excited
Ginger likes to dance naked during winter and bundle herself up during summer.
Is the sexiest women in SE Asia but won't believe me
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