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kieran wants to be the chief tester of all the dildos in the factory
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But Trinket has all the KY Jelly stored in her apartment, so nobody can take her job
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Kieran has been looking in my apartment, to steal my stash of KY
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and found that you take your work home with you every night
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I'm dying here.

And Kieran comes to my house and helps me with quality control.
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Trinklet just needs me to change the batteries in all her toys, and get rid of the empty KY Jelly pack to the dump, Need to get a bigger van. All this in 1 week I ask
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on his way back, Kieran buys new batteries so there is enough for him to test some of the dildo's
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Trinklet cant get enough of the dildos shaped in my own likeness that I have to test them on her s she is so tired
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Kieran likes testing his own dildos.....on himself.
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LOL, Then giving them to Trinket to lick clean and wrap up for export
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! blech.

Kieran is the manager of the KY jelly factory and has to taste-test the stuff
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lol, no way

tRINKET LEAVES HER DIRTY KNICKERS ON THE FACTORY FLOOR SO SHE KNOWS WHICH WAY SHE CAME


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curious3045
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Doesn't go out much anymore cuz of his obsession with KY and lack of body hair.
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Curious has jabbed pencils into his eyes after being forced to watch Kierank testing and Trinks cleaning dildos... You poor poor man sad
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AM I so freaking jealous of Kieran and Trinks' jobs.
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Trinks is just disappointed that I wasnt used as the model for the dildo factory...
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he doesn't really live at the jersey shore he actually lives in an igloo
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Really isnt a baby... and just adores NJ no matter how much she complains about it... :P
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He lives close to Buddy Valastro. Although he gets a share of Buddy's pastries, AM loves Buddy's sisters' screetching more.
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Bailey was on mythbusters and they did prove that the more she drinks the easier she is ;)
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It's supposed to be an outrageous fact not common knowledge! Sheeshh

Hero craps in his pants when he is pissed drunk. So he wears diapers when he is out drinking with his buddies. They don't know tho, so this didn't come from me.
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Bailey works on kings cross and only charges 20 bucks for blow jobs. Opps it's suppose to be outrageous? Ok, she charges 50 bucks
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I see Hero at Kings Cross nearly everyday. He's been wanting to have a go with some shemales. Unfortunately they're not giving him a chance. He's still trying last I heard.
Kiera
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Duh lol x silly arse its a brit licence I got it back so its all good and ull never have to be hairy again, seriously I thought u were a bear b4 ur recent haircut and waxing ur mean say thanks

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KK sold the waxing business and turned herself into the law. She is now serving out her 3 year sentence in an Irish Prison in an undisclosed location. Spends afternoons tossing midgets across the room, wishing she hadn't been so mean to LK. Lol the Devil made me do it...
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LK is the prison warden and sneaks into Kk's cell for nightly favours in exchange for supplies of midgets. On his days off, he 'makes' midgets from his lab in the basement of his house.
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Pitching the idea for a New sex toy for men, Bailey cast a mold of her ass and sent it to Lelo. Naturally, she wants it to called bailey's ass.