cherry dance around naked in his backyard every 15th of September for luck in the following year. oops! that's tomorrow!
Bailey is actually scared of the dark and always carries a luminescent night light
Feisty is a professional male. And you ladies are lucky his rates just dropped for the fall season. Only $40/hr. Reserve your time slot now.
Hmmm well I do have my belly button pierced but I would never hang bacon from it, id eat it Mmm bacon lol.
Cherry likes to spray bacon flavoured air freshener up his arse while he masturbates thinking about Prince Charles, but to each his own. This is a sex website after all and altho one may not understand ones sexual preference, one must not be judgmental...just sayin
KK has to wear a wig due to severe alopecia...
That's because you got some of our witches' brew and sneaked some into his shower gel. Now he can't stop scratching himself.
Yes, Kiera does like her wine, but Ginger, goes off the deep end if she does not get her bacon every morning.
Bailey has a habit of pinching peoples asses when she`s out, she pinched Keira`s ass and now they are lovers
Cherry is that lousy gargamel's long lost brother who is equally pathethic in catching us.
Curious is really a cat and his curiosity killed him.
Trinket has a set of balls so big she carries them around in a wheelbarrow
Kiera drinks cum with every meal.
When the debate is lost, slander becomes the tool of the loser. Socrates Kiera has had her breasts put into her eye sockets and now looks out of her nipples
Kierank cant ride a bike despite loving them as he is shit at balancing. He needs training wheels whenever he goes out with his bike.
bailey is a cat hater and a pyromaniac and ties fireworks to cats tails
Pop is still working to pop his first virgin with a cherry
bills boat is in total disrepair, every time he goes out it gets holes and he has to stick his cock in them to stop im sinking
Pop is usually with Bill on the boat and helps Bill make the necessary hole repairs
Angie is the offical hole inspector
BifemTerri is really a ninja assassin who works for Mossad