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he lives in the African Safari with Simba and Nala
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she has slept with every person on her friends list... which is predominantly female.. and for a long time was exclusively female...

[poor me... not on her friends list... ... if I had been i doubt she would have added the men.. .. giggles]
baileyass
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Bailey has see all of the movies on the 50 channels already and is on the intranet looking for new ones


Unfortunately, our intranet does not have any porn movies, only policies


Hayley padded her ass as they are too flat
Kiera
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The devil made me do it lol xo

Buz is the only customer for my erotic puppet shows, seens he was fined and forced to give up fishing. Honestly though one would have thought he would know that a fishing licence didn't cover that sort of thing ...just sayin
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bill11
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Kiera, has started working as an owner driver of a tractor trailer. But she spends a lot of time at the truck stops.
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KK always wears her thongs backwards because she hates anything riding up her ass.
baileyass
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KG got so sick of her g-strings not covering anything she decided to wear her grandmother's drawers instead.
popyourcherry
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bailey wears her grandmothers belly warmers and has suspenders attached to her bra to keep them up
baileyass
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He does not like popping cherries or any fruits for that matter.
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Bailey is afraid of the dark so she always wears neon underwear
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Feisty wears no underwear because he is built like Barbie's Ken
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Logs on under different names and views her profile to get her view count up.
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Quote by jeremiahbull
Logs on under different names and views her profile to get her view count up.


That made me laugh out loud


JeremiahBull has his own BS flag and waves it constantly whenever he is talking.
Mazza
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Trinket's hair is not really pink, but her eyes ARE! Like one of those white rabbits, but less healthy looking smile
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mazza's always having to go out and buy new wigs. That perpetual cigarette between her lips keep setting them on fire... She lost her real hair 50 years ago.
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she wears pink tutus all the time
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is able to solve a Rubik's Cube in 30 seconds
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Can read minds and enjoys playing the violin blindfolded.
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Immigrated from Cuba where she hand-rolled cigars on her thighs even after she lost her virginity.
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Jeremiah lost the top of his head and his face while trying to limbo under a stick that was too low.
baileyass
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Painted her car pink for the month of October
poizenivy
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Bailey has a warewolf fetish.
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she owns over 300 camera's for herself
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She bites, deliciously