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Kinky is messaging from my bedroom right now. She's that bored there she can't stop lushing.
She only allows teddy bears to be snuggled in her cleavage.
Thinks he is Ted's teddy brother.
keeps reading two of her teenage books, once upon a mattress and twice against the wall
His bible is 50 shades thrilogy
still thinks that having safe sex, is having a padded head board
Tried jump starting their car by hopping up and down on the bumper.

flies remote controlled planes into womans bedrooms to see them getting undressed to get him self off
cherry always uses antibacterial cream on his cock before sex, he heard girls had cooties.
Ginger has never shaved or waxed before in her life - and she calls herself a waxing witch.
bailey gets to wet every time she sees the wax, it wont adhere to her , no wonder they call her hairy mary
buz also got arrested and the reson kiera got aressted to for running behind her with his cock in his hand shouting here it is here it is
Cherry was the arresting officer
Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. ~Swami X

Ivy was the judge... She took them both to her chambers for further review...
wow, see am finally found a job


Unfortunately it was a clinic for the over sixties...sorry, saggy but true
Kiera shares her strawberry icecream cone with every puppy she meets
Alas it is true, have you ever tried driving with size 10 feet in heels, then again you are short enough to be a Hobitt....
Bugger missed kk, sorry innocent, no offense meant...honest
Its totally oksmile it can happen a lot here...you'll see that as you post more :)
kiera gets so bored in bed, she picks her noise and rolls it in to balls and flicks it in the air and listens for it to hit the floor
cherry has the biggest cock ever, too bad it belongs to his bunk mate in county jail.
good one ginger!!

ginger secretly wants to try out cherry's cock...lol
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Wolfy is really a shemale called Pandora and doesn't know how to drive, its why he watches Top Gear he desperately wants to learn
I love watching Top Gear on BBC!! lol...

Pop's real name is Sugar Lips... Bubba gave him that name... Damn... Sorry Pop, that just sucks!!